The BBC seems to share EA and DevDave's interest in giant squid; just following its links we have:

A captured colossal squid:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/2910849.stm

A squid that resembles the aliens in Independence Day:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/1723595.stm

And a rather sad squid that looks for all the world like an enormous rolled tortilla or pancake, about to be a petrel's breakfast:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/813394.stm

Venturing a little further afield, this site has some nice photos of the giant squid's "circular-saw-like sucker rings" and the colossal squid's "tentacle club with swiveling hooks":
http://www.tonmo.com/science/public/giantsquidfacts.php

And if the calamari ever ate the diner, it would be with a beak such as that shown here:
http://jwz.livejournal.com/182590.html