The Org Tempest

[The Foolish Horseman]

While siitting in a bnoring english lesson, same as usual while everyopne else has half term, i decided to pen my ideas for the org tempest ( we were doing this play at the time)

Here are the Characters:

Prospero :Beirut
Anthonio: Big King Santaphax
Alonso: Tosa Inu
Sebastian: Sasaki Kojiro
Ferdinand: Andres the cunning
Gonzalo: Caravel
Miranda: The stranger
Caliban: me (General Boreaus Brittanicus)
Sycorax: mithirandir
Trinculo: Luigi VI di Fatlington
Stephano: Devestinian Dave
Ariel: Omanes Alexandropolites the idiot

Update:

Nymph 1: Quintus93
Nymph2- Count Arach
Nymph3 pevergreen
Reaper1- orb
Reaper2- Caius Flaminius
Anyone familiar with the Tempest will know who each of these are


Stay tuned for the first installment of the story plot

Like the normal tempest, but with a deadly twist!!
First installment Tomorrow

[Gregoshi]

<grabs popcorn and frontrow seat>

[Somebody Else]

*Grabs Babe Thread and backrow seat*

[Caius]

Whats the Tempest?

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

This Wikipedia link should help you Caius.

Can't wait

[The Foolish Horseman]

thanks for the enthuasiasism guys

anyone volunteer to be iris, ceres Juno, i need 3 nymphs and 4 reapers as well

post here before 8 pm gmt and see yourselfs in the play/story

[The Foolish Horseman]

sorry if i double post, my intenet playing up

[The Foolish Horseman]

hope you like the logo

(Hotlink pic removed - Beirut)

[The Stranger]

eh...? I'm Miranda...? You just earned yourself a role in the Undutchables story mister!

[Andres]

Prospero works to establish a romantic relationship between Ferdinand and Miranda; the two fall immediately in love, but Prospero worries that "too light winning [may] make the prize light", and so compels Ferdinand to become his servant so that his affection for Miranda will be confirmed

Prospero: Beirut
Ferdinand: Andres The Cunning
Miranda: The Stranger

What? Me falling in love with TheStranger and being Beirut's sevant?




Hmmm? I think I'm going to write a story too, you little...

[IrishArmenian]

Shouldn't Miranda be played by the always stunning Big Queen Sanctaphrax? Dammit, that caught on fast. I apologise, Big King.

[The Foolish Horseman]

is only a bit of fun guys...y is evfy1 taking it so seriously

[CountArach]

Meh, I'll volunteer to be whatever position you need.

[pevergreen]

same. Im in

[Andres]

is only a bit of fun guys...y is evfy1 taking it so seriously

Nah, TS and I were just kidding. Actually, we appreciate a good joke.

But don't be surprised if you find yourself in some other story, wearing a pink texudo and an orange hat, falling in love with Big Queen Sanctaphraxia

[The Foolish Horseman]

Nah, TS and I were just kidding. Actually, we appreciate a good joke.

But don't be surprised if you find yourself in some other story, wearing a pink texudo and an orange hat, falling in love with Big Queen Sanctaphraxia

Phew had me worried

Hmmm. aluvly pink tuxedo and a orange hat.....oooh!

[The Foolish Horseman]

Alas fair knights, the first installment is upon us:

"Omanes, I personally am sick and tired of your incessant moaning,groaning and hijacking of other members threads," PMs Mithrandir, after Omanes' 22nd Consecutive warning point " therfore, it is in the best interests of all of the members of the org, that you be banished to the Welcome New Members thread for all eternity!!!! Mwahahahahahaha...cough...hahahahahaha!!"

Consequently, Omanes seemed to be doomed to a life of repetitve n00b moaning and the rabid "1 post for life" new members in the welcome new members thread. But, After seven agonizingly cruel days in the thread, he finally was able to be freed.

[Jump To GBB and Mithrandir in the Backroom]

"GBB," posted Mithrandir, with no signature or avatar, and the account pending voluntary deletion." I fear i do not have long. It is time for me to leave this forum forever, and join my Father, Satan666, at Total War center. but before i go, imust say something. You may free that ugly little bast [BKS- No swearing....lol] called Omanes!! Goodbye!!!"

"No," quick replied GBB "Admin, do not delete Mithrandirs account!! Dont let Mith leave me!!!!!"

But Mithrandir was now

End of Part one

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Very nice story, can't wait for the next instalment! Well done General

Me though, 22nd consecutive warning

[Orb]

Great, could I be one of the reapers?

Seriously, I'm evil. Really evil. Not as evil as Sasaki. But then he's played more Mafia than me.

[Louis VI the Fat]

* eagerly awaiting part two *

[Caius]

Waiting...

[naut]

*Grabs Babe Thread and backrow seat*

Haha. Sigged.

Great idea General Boreaus Brittanicus. Will be reading.

[The Stranger]

Very nice story, can't wait for the next instalment! Well done General

Me though, 22nd consecutive warning

did you seriously got 22 warnings... OMG next i dont only have to watch out fro my Spam Title but also for my Warning Title

ANDRES THE CUNNING!!! SPEAK FOR YOURSELF YOU LITTLE M*****

GBB IS GOING DOWN, UNDER, HELL, CHINA, DOWN DOWN DOWN!!!

nah just kidding

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Don't worry, I haven't stolen your title yet - I have 0 warnings and I'm proud of it!

[Moros]

I knew it! I knew that Andres was in love with Umeu. The way he always smiled at him, the way he never made fun of him tough Umeu is dutch (well kinda...). Why did he never looked at me that way? Why?

Hey, is that pie!?

:runs away:

pie!

[The Foolish Horseman]

2nd installment here:

"Dear Tosa, my liege," pms BKS" After lengthy discussions with sasaki, ATC and Caravel, we have come ot the unamnimous decision that beirut is no longer fit for active service by moderating the Tavern, the orgs most viewed room. Therefore we have decided upon immediate action: You will dipose of Beirut form the tavern and force him into a life of n00bish hell in the entrance hall. we have also decided that i, in all of my infinite wisdom, shud become the head administrator. if you do not agree to these rather beneficial terms, we will be forced to post the real tosa facts in the 'post your tosa facts thread'. I think we all know which one you would prefer!!

Yours threatingly,

Big King Santaphax"

"Now lets see whre his priorities really lie" Writes BKS in his notepad

Tosa, on reading this thread, replies uncharacteristically

"BQS BKS,

I have decided unwillingly to take your reccomended action. I suggest we jump into action tomorrow evening when beirut goes offline to do boring real life things like work.

Tosa

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Well done! Can't wait for the next one

[The Foolish Horseman]

3rd installment:


So the next day, as beirut left the forum to do meaningless real life stuff, tosa and BKS stormed into action, deleting Beirut from the moderators post and forcing him into the entrance hall. Anyone who protested against this were forced into the same agonizing punishment. One such person who protested was the Stranger:

" Hey BKS, why the hell did you get tosa to demote beirut to a junior member?? Is it cos you are jealous of him how no one calls him a girls name like Big Queen Santaphaxia??Or is it because he is by far a better moderator???" Pmed the stranger, with several highly threatining smilies

[S]BQS[S/S] I mean BKS replied Bluntly" Why is any of your business boy??? you two are not very close are you?"

To which the stranger replies " Yes we are close, for you see Beirut is my Mother i mean my Father"

"Well go on join your daddy ,little boy or i will your ing head off!!!!"

So as a result, The Stranger and Beirut were demoted to junior members and forced to saty in the entrance hall.

However, caravel took pity on the father and son partnership, and got them both promoted to member, and were allowed to keep their awards and post count. He could not, regrettably, get them acess to the other forums.

"well stranger," posted Beirut, " we better get used to answering questions about 'why cant i post in such or such a place' or 'how do i become a member' and to put up with n00bish introductions. But look on the bright side...theres a whole lot of n00bs here who cud benefit form fascinating lessons in !!!"

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Watch the language though, I suggest you edit it before a mod sees it.

[Caius]

If you need a one more name, use the mine