The Org Tempest

[The Stranger]

Very nice story, can't wait for the next instalment! Well done General

Me though, 22nd consecutive warning

did you seriously got 22 warnings... OMG next i dont only have to watch out fro my Spam Title but also for my Warning Title

ANDRES THE CUNNING!!! SPEAK FOR YOURSELF YOU LITTLE M*****

GBB IS GOING DOWN, UNDER, HELL, CHINA, DOWN DOWN DOWN!!!

nah just kidding

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Don't worry, I haven't stolen your title yet - I have 0 warnings and I'm proud of it!

[Moros]

I knew it! I knew that Andres was in love with Umeu. The way he always smiled at him, the way he never made fun of him tough Umeu is dutch (well kinda...). Why did he never looked at me that way? Why?

Hey, is that pie!?

:runs away:

pie!

[The Foolish Horseman]

2nd installment here:

"Dear Tosa, my liege," pms BKS" After lengthy discussions with sasaki, ATC and Caravel, we have come ot the unamnimous decision that beirut is no longer fit for active service by moderating the Tavern, the orgs most viewed room. Therefore we have decided upon immediate action: You will dipose of Beirut form the tavern and force him into a life of n00bish hell in the entrance hall. we have also decided that i, in all of my infinite wisdom, shud become the head administrator. if you do not agree to these rather beneficial terms, we will be forced to post the real tosa facts in the 'post your tosa facts thread'. I think we all know which one you would prefer!!

Yours threatingly,

Big King Santaphax"

"Now lets see whre his priorities really lie" Writes BKS in his notepad

Tosa, on reading this thread, replies uncharacteristically

"BQS BKS,

I have decided unwillingly to take your reccomended action. I suggest we jump into action tomorrow evening when beirut goes offline to do boring real life things like work.

Tosa

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Well done! Can't wait for the next one

[The Foolish Horseman]

3rd installment:


So the next day, as beirut left the forum to do meaningless real life stuff, tosa and BKS stormed into action, deleting Beirut from the moderators post and forcing him into the entrance hall. Anyone who protested against this were forced into the same agonizing punishment. One such person who protested was the Stranger:

" Hey BKS, why the hell did you get tosa to demote beirut to a junior member?? Is it cos you are jealous of him how no one calls him a girls name like Big Queen Santaphaxia??Or is it because he is by far a better moderator???" Pmed the stranger, with several highly threatining smilies

[S]BQS[S/S] I mean BKS replied Bluntly" Why is any of your business boy??? you two are not very close are you?"

To which the stranger replies " Yes we are close, for you see Beirut is my Mother i mean my Father"

"Well go on join your daddy ,little boy or i will your ing head off!!!!"

So as a result, The Stranger and Beirut were demoted to junior members and forced to saty in the entrance hall.

However, caravel took pity on the father and son partnership, and got them both promoted to member, and were allowed to keep their awards and post count. He could not, regrettably, get them acess to the other forums.

"well stranger," posted Beirut, " we better get used to answering questions about 'why cant i post in such or such a place' or 'how do i become a member' and to put up with n00bish introductions. But look on the bright side...theres a whole lot of n00bs here who cud benefit form fascinating lessons in !!!"

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Watch the language though, I suggest you edit it before a mod sees it.