Well, as I learned from the documentary I've been sending around, if you own up to five, um, rubbery replications of the male appendage, you're considered a hobbyist. But if you own six rubber male substitutes, you're a purveyor of filth, and subject to jail time. Oh, but according to Texas law, the other orifice is not sexual, so you can own as many plugs as you like.

Also, any form of penetration that is not, shall we say, typical is a criminal misdemeanor. This applies to married couples as well as gay men. No rear entry is legal in Texas.

I can't think of how to discuss this any further without getting a warning. Heck, I probably rate one right now.