Can I suggest you travel to Scotland, repeat all your comments in Glasgow on a Friday night.
The Scots being a truly hospitable people will no doubt welcome you with a Glasgow kiss. 3 weeks in hospital will probably be enough time to recover. Then take a convelescence in the highlands, enjoy the glorious scenery, imbibe the wonderful liquid refreshment and ponder the error of your ways.
I'm English but truly love Scotland.
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