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  1. 02-18-2007, 20:38 #1
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    whil;st looking through some of my childhood memoirs, i found five joke books which i used to read five years ago. Allow me to share with you sum of these goddamn awful jokes:


    How do you know your kitchen floor is filthy?

    Because slugs leave a trail saying clean me! lol

    What do you get if you cross lego with a snake?

    A boa constructor

    Why is a babies favourite pet a cobra?

    because they come with their own rattles

    Whats the difference between a pile of slugs and a school dinner?

    school dinners come on plates




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  2. 02-19-2007, 08:10 #2
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    Have you seen Helen Kelers dog?

    Neither has she!

    What did Helen keller say when she fell off the boat?

    "BWAJOUWAOUGOU!"

    What did Helen Kellers parents do to punish her?

    Rearrange the furniture.
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    What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?

    "Here come the elephants!"

    What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill with dark sunglasses on?

    Nothing, he didn't recognize them! Bahahahahah ahahahah haha. hah.
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  4. 02-19-2007, 09:24 #4
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    Please lock this thread, for the sanity of us all.
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    The org will be org until everyone calls it a day.

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    but I joke. Some of my best friends are Vietnamese villages.
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  5. 02-19-2007, 10:50 #5
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    What's the difference between a canary?



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    The other leg.
    #Hillary4prism

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    And hold that everything depends upon having the “right” religion.
    But when one really knows, one has no need of religion. - Mahavyuha Sutra

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  6. 02-22-2007, 17:42 #6
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    What Do You Call A Deaf Lion?
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    Anything You Want He Can't Hear You
    "Acta est fabula"
    The Story Is Complete
    -Augustus' Last Words
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  7. 02-22-2007, 17:45 #7
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    What do you get when you mix elephants with kangaroos?

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    Giant holes in Australia
    Common Unreflected Drinking Only Smartens
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  8. 02-22-2007, 18:02 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjakihata
    What do you get when you mix elephants with kangaroos?

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    Giant holes in Australia
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  9. 02-22-2007, 21:15 #9
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    Oh dear god. This thread gets so much better when you have this link open while reading it.
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  10. 02-22-2007, 21:38 #10
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    It's green and it slides of the mountain.

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    a skiwi
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  11. 02-22-2007, 22:28 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by General Boreaus Brittanicus
    Why is a babies favourite pet a cobra?

    because they come with their own rattles


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  12. 02-22-2007, 23:55 #12
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    some more:

    How do you know theres an elephant under your bed?

    Your nose hits the ceiling?

    How do you know if theres a snake in your bathroom?

    You notice him going for a hiss




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  13. 02-23-2007, 00:56 #13
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    Whats black and white and eats like a horse?
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    A Zebra


    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Biggish
    Biggish Who
    Not Today Thanks

    What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
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    A stick


    Whats brown and sticky?
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    A stick


    What goes "tick, woof, tick, woof"?
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    A watchdog


    Why was 6 scared of 7
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    Because 7,8,9


    Doctor Doctor I have broken my leg in three places...
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    ...Then dont go to those places


    What do you give to a dog with a high temperature?
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    Mustard (its good for a hot dog)
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  14. 02-27-2007, 04:49 #14
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    you might as well give the dog relish.
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  15. 02-28-2007, 03:38 #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Motep of Kendermore
    you might as well give the dog relish.
    Or ketchup.....mmmmmm....ketchup.....




    precioussss....
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  16. 02-28-2007, 16:40 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjakihata
    What do you get when you mix elephants with kangaroos?

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    Giant holes in Australia
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!

    Touché!
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