STOP PRESS! Office Chair set ablaze!
It's true.
“The chair knew the risks. Gang warfare in Kendal is rife, and when you choose a side you gotta be down with risks. This was a declaration by the Standard Lamp Posse of Kendal. No one messes with lamps,” said a Lancaster respondent.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle1431954.ece
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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Here's the original report, plus comments.
Thank you so much for running this story. My family and I cried when we read of the cruel fate of this chair; this has a very special meaning for me. As a child I was abandoned by my biological parents and brought up by a chair very similar to this one. To me it was mother and father combined. Never was there a kindlier and more loving parent than my chair; I remember one freezing winter it pawned its castors to buy me a coat for school.
This fate of this chair is nothing less than murder. Did those animals who took its life realise how its family must be grieving right now?
My many thanks to the people of your area who have provided this poor thing with a decent burial.
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It is stories like this that make you stand up and take notice.
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At least the delinquent didn't shoot it...
"There is a true glory and a true honor; the glory in duty done and the honor in the integrity of principle."
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...in the back.
Somebody's gonna be in the hot seat when they find out who did this.
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Originally Posted by Gregoshi
it's the **** that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come
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