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Puppies don't pelt people - people pelt people. (With puppies, apparently).
I should make it clear that these were whole puppies, not pelts being used to pelt. Puppy pelts are no use for pelting. Pelting people with pet puppy pelts is pretty petulant.
And really, using "Jack Russell cross dachshund puppies."
That's low.
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I should make it clear that these were whole puppies, not pelts being used to pelt. Puppy pelts are no use for pelting. Pelting people with pet puppy pelts is pretty petulant.
And really, using "Jack Russell cross dachshund puppies."
That's low.I want a Constitutional Amendment that gives me the right to bear puppies...
Originally Posted by Stuff:
SYDNEY: An Australian man was in a serious condition in hospital after he was stabbed and pelted with puppies when he tried to stop thieves stealing rare dogs, police said on Monday.
I'd like to know how he was stabbed with puppies. Does anyone know the penetrative power of a puppy when used as a piercing weapon?SYDNEY: An Australian man was in a serious condition in hospital after he was stabbed and pelted with puppies when he tried to stop thieves stealing rare dogs, police said on Monday.
Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost:
I should make it clear that these were whole puppies, not pelts being used to pelt. Puppy pelts are no use for pelting. Pelting people with pet puppy pelts is pretty petulant.
Patting peopple with pets is also the pits, particularly if they've been purchased for the pot. Put those putzes diown, I propose.I should make it clear that these were whole puppies, not pelts being used to pelt. Puppy pelts are no use for pelting. Pelting people with pet puppy pelts is pretty petulant.
Originally Posted by Pannonian:
I'd like to know how he was stabbed with puppies. Does anyone know the penetrative power of a puppy when used as a piercing weapon?
Sounds like a job for MythbustersI'd like to know how he was stabbed with puppies. Does anyone know the penetrative power of a puppy when used as a piercing weapon?
Originally Posted by ShadeHonestus:
I want a Constitutional Amendment that gives me the right to bear puppies...
You can't bear puppies, Stan, you haven't got a womb. Where's the foetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?I want a Constitutional Amendment that gives me the right to bear puppies...
Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost:
You can't bear puppies, Stan, you haven't got a womb. Where's the foetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
Don't you oppress me! It's not my fault that I can't bear puppies (which is nobody's fault, not even George W. Bush's), but I should have the right to bear puppies.You can't bear puppies, Stan, you haven't got a womb. Where's the foetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost:
I should make it clear that these were whole puppies, not pelts being used to pelt. Puppy pelts are no use for pelting. Pelting people with pet puppy pelts is pretty petulant.
Perforce, one were to apply the proper velocity, pelting people with puppy pelts could be particularly pugnacious and provocative.I should make it clear that these were whole puppies, not pelts being used to pelt. Puppy pelts are no use for pelting. Pelting people with pet puppy pelts is pretty petulant.
Originally Posted by BG:
You can't bear puppies, Stan, you haven't got a womb. Where's the foetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
This sounds like discrimination.You can't bear puppies, Stan, you haven't got a womb. Where's the foetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
Perpostroues!!! Popping a pompous persuer with a puppy should be permissable. Paaahleeese!!!
Robberies such as this can only escalate the canine arms race. Breeders of rare dogs in Oz will now be registering to carry concealed dingos. Dog thieves, beware!
I'm not sure which is weirder, that someone would want to crossbreed Jack Russells and Dachshunds (and consider this "rare"?), or that someone would be willing to steal the results of such a breeding and use physical violence to that end.
I'm not sure which is weirder, that someone would want to crossbreed Jack Russells and Dachshunds (and consider this "rare"?), or that someone would be willing to steal the results of such a breeding and use physical violence to that end.
I guess it's a good thing that robber's don't seem to be too smart. Throwing the puppies you just stole at the guy. 
Originally Posted by ShadeHonestus:
I want a Constitutional Amendment that gives me the right to bear puppies...
You sure you don't want the right to bare puppies ? You know, so you can get their pelts...I want a Constitutional Amendment that gives me the right to bear puppies...
Originally Posted by Blodrast:
You sure you don't want the right to bare puppies ? You know, so you can get their pelts...
I'd have to lobby PETA for that, they hold the street cred on those issues.You sure you don't want the right to bare puppies ? You know, so you can get their pelts...
*flashes the PETA sign*
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