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    Default Man claiming to be God, Jesus, and the Antichrist.

    We all haven't seen this before, now have we? The most bizzare thing is that people believe him. But then again he is preaching that sin doesn't exist - so I guess that would appeal to a lot of people who are, uh, sinning. I wonder what he would say about things like war, killing and rape, and free will. Surely these things all involve "sinning."

    Here is the link. http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/02/16...her/index.html

    Watch the video too its very interesting.

    It is notable that he is a "Charismatic" type preacher. This means that he is good at stimulating the adrenaline by sudden emotional outbursts to a lot of people. Its quite shocking how effective it can be.
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    Eh...makes more sense than the main branch of the cult does.

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    haha, that's cool. Seems like a reasonable guy. I wonder if he really believes he is god.

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    His name is De Jesus? Have these people not seen The Big Leboski?
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    This guy's the transgendered of religious nuts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South
    His name is De Jesus? Have these people not seen The Big Leboski?
    Well, yeah...don't "mess" with De Jesus.

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    Jesus is the 2nd most common name in the world isn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoreBag
    Well, yeah...don't "mess" with De Jesus.
    He did 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an 8 year old.
    "There is a true glory and a true honor; the glory in duty done and the honor in the integrity of principle."

    "The truth is this; the march of Providence so long, that of the individual so brief, that we often only see the ebb of the advancing wave. It is history which teaches us to hope."

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    Why do people who have bonuses in their charisma stat do this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by diablodelmar
    We all haven't seen this before, now have we? The most bizzare thing is that people believe him.
    Well I remember back in school reading about this guy long ago who went running around claiming he was God too....
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    Quote Originally Posted by luigi VI di Fatlington
    Well I remember back in school reading about this guy long ago who went running around claiming he was God too....
    Then he invaded your country

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    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    "If somebody tells us drink some Kool-Aid and we'll go to heaven, that's not true. We are already in heavenly places," follower Martita Roca told CNN after having 666 tattooed onto her ankle.
    Praise the Lord and pass the kool-aid. Hand me that collection plate too, De Daddy needs a new Rolex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito
    Praise the Lord and pass the kool-aid. Hand me that collection plate too, De Daddy needs a new Rolex.
    The real culprit here is Kool-Aid. Just look at all the cults that have used it.

    Think Jonestown!

    And that pitcher running through walls is red? Communist nectar breaking down the walls of class or an empowered antichrist? you decide.
    "There is a true glory and a true honor; the glory in duty done and the honor in the integrity of principle."

    "The truth is this; the march of Providence so long, that of the individual so brief, that we often only see the ebb of the advancing wave. It is history which teaches us to hope."

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    At least they are putting signs on themself - I wish all crazy,gullible nutcases did that. Would make life alot more simpler.
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    Quote Originally Posted by holybandit
    At least they are putting signs on themself - I wish all crazy,gullible nutcases did that. Would make life alot more simpler.
    Yeah, but how boring would that be? For example I'd rather believe myself to be a mack daddy pimp then meet women with "gold digger" signs around their neck. Much more sporting...
    "There is a true glory and a true honor; the glory in duty done and the honor in the integrity of principle."

    "The truth is this; the march of Providence so long, that of the individual so brief, that we often only see the ebb of the advancing wave. It is history which teaches us to hope."

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrossLOPER
    Why do people who have bonuses in their charisma stat do this?
    His INT must be low. His WIS certainly is
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    Why do people who have bonuses in their charisma stat do this?
    Quote Originally Posted by pevergreen
    His INT must be low. His WIS certainly is
    Magic items. Like his Lexus of Invincibility +2.


    Really, it's amusing that almost without exception, mainstream or cult, the "churches" that follow the teachings of a man dedicated to poverty and simplicity make sure they do extremely well financially.

    If this fellow is the reincarnation of Jesus, his philosophy has changed quite a lot over the last two thousand years.

    Maybe that's what the Antichrist is - the opposite of poor Christ. Hmm, there's a lot of them.
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    Just as plausible as any other God or Jesus 2000 years ago. People never get smarter!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro
    haha, that's cool. Seems like a reasonable guy. I wonder if he really believes he is god.
    Reasonable? Reasonable? Are you actually serious? He does actually believe he is God and that he is greater than Jesus. He says sin doesn't exist! What if I asked him if I could kill him because I wanted to - would there not be something wrong with that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by luigi VI di Fatlington
    Well I remember back in school reading about this guy long ago who went running around claiming he was God too....
    Yeah I was being sarcastic when I said we hadn't seen it before.
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    If this fellow is the reincarnation of Jesus, his philosophy has changed quite a lot over the last two thousand years.
    No, you see people just wrote him down wrong, this is what the real Jesus preached, and the real Judas lived on and was the one that propogated Christianity as it is now.

    This is the real Jesus too, He's just here to correct our incorrect interpretation of Jesus.


    Why else would Jesus be here again??
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    Do you believe in this guy?
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    Come on, "Anyone is his own god" and if he wishes to think this way than I don't see what's the problem really.He has the freedom to talk if he wants to talk . Although it will be very funny asking him to walk over large surfaces of water without getting his feet wet.....maybe he can do this while in the water dwell Great White sharks.
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    Wait, this guys serious.
    #Hillary4prism

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    The first thing jesus would've done with that rolex is sell it and give the money to the poor. The REAL jesus knows what time it is without a watch.
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    i love the idea that angsty-teens can get so spazzed out by computer games that they try to rage-rape themselves with a remote.

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    He has a nice daughter...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rythmic


    Wait, this guys serious.
    lol that is exactly what I thought.
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    Does this mean David Ike is out of a job ....again .

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    What? One fictional being isn't enough for this guy...............sheer greed.

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