Lorenzo_H 23:17 02-19-2007
We all haven't seen this before, now have we? The most bizzare thing is that people believe him. But then again he is preaching that sin doesn't exist - so I guess that would appeal to a lot of people who are, uh, sinning. I wonder what he would say about things like war, killing and rape, and free will. Surely these things all involve "sinning."
Here is the link.
http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/02/16...her/index.html
Watch the video too its very interesting.
It is notable that he is a "Charismatic" type preacher. This means that he is good at stimulating the adrenaline by sudden emotional outbursts to a lot of people. Its quite shocking how effective it can be.
Eh...makes more sense than the main branch of the cult does.
Sasaki Kojiro 23:56 02-19-2007
haha, that's cool. Seems like a reasonable guy. I wonder if he really believes he is god.
His name is De Jesus? Have these people not seen The Big Leboski?
Devastatin Dave 23:59 02-19-2007
This guy's the transgendered of religious nuts.
Originally Posted by Strike For The South:
His name is De Jesus? Have these people not seen The Big Leboski?
Well, yeah...don't "mess" with De Jesus.
Sasaki Kojiro 00:11 02-20-2007
Jesus is the 2nd most common name in the world isn't it?
ShadeHonestus 00:21 02-20-2007
Originally Posted by GoreBag:
Well, yeah...don't "mess" with De Jesus.
He did 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an 8 year old.
CrossLOPER 00:35 02-20-2007
Why do people who have bonuses in their charisma stat do this?
Louis VI the Fat 00:50 02-20-2007
Originally Posted by diablodelmar:
We all haven't seen this before, now have we? The most bizzare thing is that people believe him.
Well I remember back in school reading about this guy long ago who went running around claiming he was God too....
Originally Posted by luigi VI di Fatlington:
Well I remember back in school reading about this guy long ago who went running around claiming he was God too....
Then he invaded your country
Hosakawa Tito 00:59 02-20-2007
Originally Posted by :
"If somebody tells us drink some Kool-Aid and we'll go to heaven, that's not true. We are already in heavenly places," follower Martita Roca told CNN after having 666 tattooed onto her ankle.
Praise the Lord and pass the kool-aid.
Hand me that collection plate too, De Daddy needs a new Rolex.
ShadeHonestus 01:05 02-20-2007
Originally Posted by
Hosakawa Tito:
Praise the Lord and pass the kool-aid. Hand me that collection plate too, De Daddy needs a new Rolex.

The real culprit here is Kool-Aid. Just look at all the cults that have used it.
Think Jonestown!
And that pitcher running through walls is red? Communist nectar breaking down the walls of class or an empowered antichrist? you decide.
At least they are putting signs on themself - I wish all crazy,gullible nutcases did that. Would make life alot more simpler.
ShadeHonestus 01:56 02-20-2007
Originally Posted by holybandit:
At least they are putting signs on themself - I wish all crazy,gullible nutcases did that. Would make life alot more simpler.
Yeah, but how boring would that be? For example I'd rather believe myself to be a mack daddy pimp then meet women with "gold digger" signs around their neck. Much more sporting...
pevergreen 09:32 02-20-2007
Originally Posted by CrossLOPER:
Why do people who have bonuses in their charisma stat do this?
His INT must be low. His WIS certainly is
Banquo's Ghost 10:04 02-20-2007
Originally Posted by :
Why do people who have bonuses in their charisma stat do this?
Originally Posted by
pevergreen:
His INT must be low. His WIS certainly is 
Magic items. Like his Lexus of Invincibility +2.
Really, it's amusing that almost without exception, mainstream or cult, the "churches" that follow the teachings of a man dedicated to poverty and simplicity make sure they do extremely well financially.
If this fellow is the reincarnation of Jesus, his philosophy has changed quite a lot over the last two thousand years.

Maybe that's what the Antichrist is - the opposite of poor Christ. Hmm, there's a lot of them.
"CRUCIFY!!!"
Sjakihata 10:25 02-20-2007
Just as plausible as any other God or Jesus 2000 years ago. People never get smarter!
Lorenzo_H 10:28 02-20-2007
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro:
haha, that's cool. Seems like a reasonable guy. I wonder if he really believes he is god.
Reasonable? Reasonable? Are you actually serious? He does actually believe he is God and that he is greater than Jesus. He says sin doesn't exist! What if I asked him if I could kill him because I wanted to - would there not be something wrong with that?
Lorenzo_H 10:30 02-20-2007
Originally Posted by luigi VI di Fatlington:
Well I remember back in school reading about this guy long ago who went running around claiming he was God too....
Yeah I was being sarcastic when I said we hadn't seen it before.
Kanamori 10:30 02-20-2007
Originally Posted by :
If this fellow is the reincarnation of Jesus, his philosophy has changed quite a lot over the last two thousand years.
No, you see people just wrote him down wrong, this is what the real Jesus preached, and the real Judas lived on and was the one that propogated Christianity as it is now.
This is the real Jesus too, He's just here to correct our incorrect interpretation of Jesus.
Why else would Jesus be here again??
Lorenzo_H 12:32 02-20-2007
Do you believe in this guy?
Cronos Impera 12:44 02-20-2007
Come on, "Anyone is his own god" and if he wishes to think this way than I don't see what's the problem really.He has the freedom to talk

if he wants to talk

. Although it will be very funny asking him to walk over large surfaces of water without getting his feet wet.....maybe he can do this while in the water dwell Great White sharks.
Wait, this guys serious.
The first thing jesus would've done with that rolex is sell it and give the money to the poor. The REAL jesus knows what time it is without a watch.
He has a nice daughter...
Lorenzo_H 18:34 02-20-2007
Originally Posted by
Rythmic:

Wait, this guys serious. 
lol that is exactly what I thought.
Tribesman 19:06 02-20-2007
Does this mean David Ike is out of a job ....again .
Ja'chyra 12:50 02-22-2007
What? One fictional being isn't enough for this guy...............sheer greed.
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