Quote Originally Posted by matteus the inbred
It means that one day soon you will find a wildly bearded man with blue paint all over him at your door, holding a big axe. He will insult you in obscure Germanic languages, wind your living entrails round a tree and then drink from your gore-stained skull in praise of his dark and ghastly gods. ...
And the winner is ..., wait a moment. You are disqualified because of rude language.

Quote Originally Posted by matteus the inbred
On a more relevant note, I would probably be interested in participating, despite having largely given up on any Total-War related activities recently...
What is up, old commrade? You are far too young to end your TW life.
By the way: Happy birthday!