Quote Originally Posted by Mega Dux Bob
The life of a virtual crusading sergeant is a hard one. Plucked from the population statistic he happily was he is paid a pittance of what he is worth, left to fend for himself and then told to march across a 3D Europe to some shadowy destination. If he is lucky he is not used as target practice by some Muslim horse archer and can look forward to being disbanded without even a thank you many units of distance from his home.
Not to mention he's often thrust into a horrible situation in wierd outdoor area full of other pixelated people who want to kill him, and then made to do a number of degrading and perplexing things, such as rush head-on into a wall of spears, clicked on by straight mouse pointers, act as a pincushion and distraction for the much higher value pixelated men on their pixelated horses as they get all the glory, and just in general mismanaged by bumpkins such as myself.