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    Kanto Kanrei Member Marshal Murat's Avatar
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    Those devilish chimps!
    I say we make all of them disarm, then give 5 of them spears, and let the rest fend for themselves. When they make spears to defend themselves, we criticize them for making spears and take them away.

    Maybe seal it in paper?
    Non-Proliferation-Treaty amongst Chimps.

    When the 5 chimps are all conquerors, we will wonder what we did wrong.

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    What separates chimps from humans in the USA is our right to wield firearms and the common design of many to favor opposable thumbs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShadeHonestus
    What separates chimps from humans in the USA is our right to wield firearms and the common design of many to favor opposable thumbs.
    What separates chimps from humans in the USA is their intelligence - take that however you want
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