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Well the penis is simple really. It was god's first attempt at the banana, it went embarrassingly wrong so he gave it to Adam and said: "here hide this quickly!", and Adam replied: "errrmm.... ok I'll hide it down here with your first two attempts at the tangerine..."

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Fruit of course evolved to be eaten, in order that the seeds be carried and discarded, or eaten in the case of tomatoes eaten entirely and excreted, thus propagating that type of plant further afield. Look at stoned fruits such as plumbs and peaches. They give something to the animal to eat but have a kernel that is heavily protected from being eaten. The kernel is also "tied" to the fruit by the fibrous matter, this prevents the animal ditching the kernel quickly, instead it will take it away to a safe place to eat, consume the outer fruit and discard the inedible stone. In the case of e.g. tomatoes and melons the seeds are intermixed with the fruit in order to hamper separation and to trick the animal into eating them. When the animals excretes later, probably at a distant location, the seeds will still be there undigested, with some good fertiliser as a bonus.

Try telling some of the god squad that though.