I want a Constitutional Amendment that gives me the right to bear puppies...
Re: I've got a puppy and I'm not afraid to use it
I want a Constitutional Amendment that gives me the right to bear puppies...
"There is a true glory and a true honor; the glory in duty done and the honor in the integrity of principle."
"The truth is this; the march of Providence so long, that of the individual so brief, that we often only see the ebb of the advancing wave. It is history which teaches us to hope."
Re: I've got a puppy and I'm not afraid to use it
You can't bear puppies, Stan, you haven't got a womb. Where's the foetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?Originally Posted by ShadeHonestus
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
Re: I've got a puppy and I'm not afraid to use it
Don't you oppress me! It's not my fault that I can't bear puppies (which is nobody's fault, not even George W. Bush's), but I should have the right to bear puppies.
"There is a true glory and a true honor; the glory in duty done and the honor in the integrity of principle."
"The truth is this; the march of Providence so long, that of the individual so brief, that we often only see the ebb of the advancing wave. It is history which teaches us to hope."
Re: I've got a puppy and I'm not afraid to use it
You sure you don't want the right to bare puppies ? You know, so you can get their pelts...
Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.
Re: I've got a puppy and I'm not afraid to use it
I'd have to lobby PETA for that, they hold the street cred on those issues.
*flashes the PETA sign*
"There is a true glory and a true honor; the glory in duty done and the honor in the integrity of principle."
"The truth is this; the march of Providence so long, that of the individual so brief, that we often only see the ebb of the advancing wave. It is history which teaches us to hope."
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