"I am probably the most progressive liberal person in the world and I am personally offended by the sign," said Janet Stillman, executive director of the Wallingford Neighborhood Office.

Hmm. Let me do the math on this one...

*sound of gears grinding in Goofball's head*

She claims to be most progressive liberal person in the world.

She is offended by sign.

I am not offended by sign.

She is less progressive liberal than I am.

She is not the most progressive liberal person in the world.

Conclusion:

She is an idiot.