What the Elf do you think you're doing?
A man accused of a stealing underwear from a shop in a knifepoint raid believed he was a female elf at the time, Belfast Crown Court has heard.http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/6425333.stmHe is accused of stealing two sets of bras, knickers, suspender belts and stockings from the shop on Lisburn Road on 14 December, 2005.
That's put a little bit of sunshine in my day.Roll on the puns.....
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
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I hate these elf-loathing types, have a heart
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You should have more sympathy for the mentally ill, especially when the have to rely on the National Elf Service for their shrinks.
Does beg the question though - is it a He or a Sidhe?
IBTG.*
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"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
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I think that's fairy nuff, but perhaps he shouldn't have boggert to do it in the first place.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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I have to tell you BG…that cracked me up so much!Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
I must be loosing it.
Education: that which reveals to the wise,
and conceals from the stupid,
the vast limits of their knowledge.
Mark Twain
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why does he need all these... wares?
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Elf satisfaction maybe?
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Perhaps his wife is a waitress......wait for it!
A goblin teasmade.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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I'm going to work on the basis that no-one outside the British Isles or under 40 will understand the double-entendre, otherwise you would be so banned.A goblin teasmade.
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
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How many do you suppose got the Sidhe reference?
"If it wears trousers generally I don't pay attention."
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Not fairy many.
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
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Ow, that hurt.
"If it wears trousers generally I don't pay attention."
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Well, to be perfectly honest, regarding both the "Sidhe" and "goblin teasmade" references...
I had toboth. "Sidhe" - excellent BG.
I did find the "goblin" joke (naughty naughty). Now I get IA's reference (
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anyone have a english to english dictionary?Well, to be perfectly honest, regarding both the "Sidhe" and "goblin teasmade" references...
I had to
i'm too lazy to google.
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GG, I'll tell you that Sidhe is pronounced "shee" and it is the term for earthen mounds in which people used to think elves and fairies come from. Now go back and read BG's post (#3).
I ain't goin' near the golin reference...
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Sidhe,
easy 'nuff. Though I must admit I had to wiki'd it to get the joke.
Of the goblin teasmade allusion I have no clue whatsoever, except that a teasmade is some sort of An Apparatus Whereby a Cup of Tea or Coffee is Automatically Made (tm), whatever that's supposed to mean.
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wow that was quite the enigma.GG, I'll tell you that Sidhe is pronounced "shee" and it is the term for earthen mounds in which people used to think elves and fairies come from. Now go back and read BG's post (#3).
I ain't goin' near the golin reference...
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I hope he doesn't hurt his elf.
Damn, these kinds of threads are just asking for low class puns.
"Half of your brain is that of a ten year old and the other half is that of a ten year old that chainsmokes and drinks his liver dead!" --Hagop Beegan
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would be funnier if you wrote: let's hope he doesn't hurt himself
Common Unreflected Drinking Only Smartens
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Everybody needs a hobby....
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
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Someone probably hypnotized him. Not long ago, I have seen a lot of hypnotizing on tv.
Wooooo!!!
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I know what "Sidhe" are... but the goblin teasmade, I have found out what it is but I have figured out what the joke is... although it seems to be a product for suckers made by one.Well, to be perfectly honest, regarding both the "Sidhe" and "goblin teasmade" references...
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I just found out about IA's joke...but it kinda ruined the effect.
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*cold*
In the article the letter 'a' in the beginning is too much and in error.
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No, still... The man is in trouble. If it is true he's blurring reality and fiction, well... mentally ill then.
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