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InsaneApache 00:16 06-02-2011
Cum on guys, you should be glans that you dint semen the whole picture.

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Samurai Waki 06:43 06-02-2011
I thought of making a Yakov Smirnoff joke, then I thought you guys could come up with something better.

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Ronin 10:39 06-02-2011
there as been a real rush to Darwin Award nominations this past month.

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Ronin 16:47 06-02-2011
Teen sells kidney for Ipad 2..now regrets it.

In other news, Steve Jobs is showing up back to work at Apple.

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drone 17:11 06-02-2011
Originally Posted by Ronin:
Teen sells kidney for Ipad 2..now regrets it.

In other news, Steve Jobs is showing up back to work at Apple.
I thought Jobs needed a pancreas.

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Ronin 17:39 06-02-2011
every little bit helps dude... :P

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gaelic cowboy 18:27 06-02-2011
Not exactly News of the Weird more News of Cheap Beer.

Tesco mistake leads to beer rush, police called to bring order to Beer 'stampede'

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Hosakawa Tito 23:43 06-02-2011
Originally Posted by gaelic cowboy:
Not exactly News of the Weird more News of Cheap Beer.

Tesco mistake leads to beer rush, police called to bring order to Beer 'stampede'
Small wonder there wasn't a riot. So, how many cartfuls did you get IA ?

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InsaneApache 00:22 06-03-2011
Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito:
Small wonder there wasn't a riot. So, how many cartfuls did you get IA ?


None.

I'm gutted, absolutely gutted.

Mind you I'd have had to drive for about 5 hours and possibly need two tank fulls to get to Greenock and back.

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?client...ed=0CEAQ8gEwAA

Cos I live around here...

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?client...ed=0CC0Q8gEwAA

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Hosakawa Tito 00:34 06-03-2011
Originally Posted by InsaneApache:


None.

I'm gutted, absolutely gutted.

Mind you I'd have had to drive for about 5 hours and possibly need two tank fulls to get to Greenock and back.

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?client...ed=0CEAQ8gEwAA

Cos I live around here...

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?client...ed=0CC0Q8gEwAA
Oh come on. Darwin sailed halfway round the world and wasted gobs of cash to collect a bunch of weeds and dead animal carcasses. We're talking 3 crates of BEER for 11 quid man.
Gutted indeed.

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Fragony 14:16 06-03-2011
LOL@ the English intelligence agency.

You all heard of the 'make a bomb in the kitchen of your mom' probably, English spooks hacked and put a recept for cupcakes instead. For 2 weeks

The mental image of a jihadi making a cupcake is just too funny where is Leslie Nielson when you need him

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gaelic cowboy 16:37 06-03-2011
And to think people used just do it for Fava beans and some Chianti China: Teenager 'sells kidney for iPad'

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Ronin 16:51 06-03-2011
Originally Posted by gaelic cowboy:
And to think people used just do it for Fava beans and some Chianti China: Teenager 'sells kidney for iPad'
dude...that's just 3 or 4 posts above.

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gaelic cowboy 17:08 06-03-2011
Originally Posted by Ronin:
dude...that's just 3 or 4 posts above.
I know

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Gregoshi 08:19 06-04-2011
We may have to quarantine this thread to prevent spreading the current outbreak of Lemur's disease.

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Fragony 08:25 06-04-2011
Fail is all the worse because he ate the liver. Kidneys are best with brandy, orange skin and sour apples(optional)

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gaelic cowboy 14:48 06-04-2011
Originally Posted by Fragony:
Fail is all the worse because he ate the liver. Kidneys are best with brandy, orange skin and sour apples(optional)
Bah neighbour of mine used eat liver raw straight out of the butchers shop right on the side of the street, he was is the toughest man I know.

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Crazed Rabbit 18:55 06-04-2011
Bank is foreclosed on by homeowners.

CR

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Louis VI the Fat 20:58 06-04-2011
Originally Posted by gaelic cowboy:
Bah neighbour of mine used eat liver raw straight out of the butchers shop right on the side of the street, he was is the toughest man I know.
Pah! I eat my way to his warm convulsing liver straight through a live goose.

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gaelic cowboy 22:34 06-04-2011
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat:
Pah! I eat my way to his warm convulsing liver straight through a live goose.
I like to see you try Louis, honestly I seen him do things that would put you off your dinner.

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Hosakawa Tito 22:54 06-04-2011
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit:
Bank is foreclosed on by homeowners.

CR
Sweet justice!

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drone 22:56 06-04-2011
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit:
Bank is foreclosed on by homeowners.

CR
That link is so full of win.

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InsaneApache 01:24 06-05-2011
Originally Posted by :
So, how did it end with bank being foreclosed on? After more than 5 months of the judge's ruling, the bank still hadn't paid the legal fees, and the homeowner's attorney did exactly what the bank tried to do to the homeowners. He seized the bank's assets.
Oh yes please, more of this...

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Hosakawa Tito 21:10 06-05-2011
The Gas Mines of Uranus. I wonder if beans were involved? What a title!

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InsaneApache 00:35 06-06-2011
Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito:
The Gas Mines of Uranus. I wonder if beans were involved? What a title!
You know, when I was about eleven, like most kids in 1971 I wanted to be an astronaut, (closely followed by train driver), so I got into Astronomy big time. Paddy Moore was my hero. Anyroad, I took delight in informing all my paters workmates that Uranus is 32, 000 miles in diameter.



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Xiahou 03:24 06-06-2011
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit:
Bank is foreclosed on by homeowners.

CR
Was just about to post this.... but then thought I should check the News of the Weird to see if someone beat me to it.... and someone did.

This story is pure liquid awesome.

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Lemur 14:10 06-06-2011
Police cannot arrest flasher 'cause they can't decide if she is aroused

Voyeuristic Berlin flasher Annette Kaiser, who comes and goes in the blink of an eye, is flaunting a loophole in the law which says she can't be prosecuted for her 'crime' unless she gets turned on in the act.

Police are at a loss as to how they can prosecute 34-year-old Kaiser because, in Germany, simply flashing some flesh isn't a crime - authorities must prove the perpetrator is sexually aroused.

Officers say that catching men is easy because its pretty obvious if they're excited.

Women, though, are different, the German police cleverly observed.

'If a man drops his trousers, it is easy to see he is excited, but with a woman that is not possible,' a spokesman explained.

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Askthepizzaguy 18:46 06-06-2011
If these poor people cannot tell when a woman is aroused, then I pity them.

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Ronin 18:50 06-06-2011
police officers will start getting assigned talcum powder dispensers..... :P

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Hosakawa Tito 20:47 06-06-2011
Beer toting man robs bank. Armed robbery - something to do with your other hand while drinking a beer. He didn't spill a drop either so I guess he had his priorities straight..

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