News of the Weird

[The Wizard]

Gadhafi calls for jihad on Switzerland

[Cute Wolf]

Gadhafi calls for jihad on Switzerland

Just don't listen to this megalomaniacal man... if you give him attention, that's what he want you do.... he's the real political troll....

[Gregoshi]

Gadhafi calls for jihad on Switzerland

And this has nothing to do with the cheese? I guess Gadhafi needs help in his war as he withdrew from Switzerland once already.

[HoreTore]

http://www.blick.ch/news/schweiz/wer...-zuviel-140254

I think the picture says it all.... It's a product photo from a website btw.

[johnhughthom]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8539560.stm

[gaelic cowboy]

What an ejit

[Gregoshi]

[url]I think the picture says it all.... It's a product photo from a website btw.

That pricture is rather reveling.

Actually it reminds me of a rather revealing camera shot of a bobsled crewman from the Vancouver Olympics in one of those skin tight body suits - I saw more of the guy's trophy than I cared to.

[Lemur]

Eric Cartman steals 200-plus rifles from Afghan Police



Blackwater personnel appear to have gone to exceptional lengths to obtain weapons from U.S. military weapons storehouses intended for use by the Afghan police. According to the committee, at the behest of the company’s Afghanistan country manager, Ricky Chambers, Blackwater on at least two occasions acquired hundreds of rifles and pistols from a U.S. military facility near Kabul called 22 Bunkers by the military and Pol-e Charki by the Afghans. Gen. David Petraeus, the commander of all U.S. military forces in the Middle East and South Asia, wrote to the committee to explain that “there is no current or past written policy, order, directive, or instruction that allows U.S. Military contractors or subcontractors in Afghanistan to use weapons stored at 22 Bunkers.”

On one of those occasions, in September 2008, Chief Warrant Officer Greg Sailer, who worked at 22 Bunkers and is a friend of a Blackwater officer working in Afghanistan, signed over more than 200 AK-47s to an individual identified as “Eric Cartman” or possibly “Carjman” from Blackwater’s Counter Narcotics Training Unit. A Blackwater lawyer told committee staff that no one by those names has ever been employed by the company. Eric Cartman is the name of an obnoxious character from Comedy Central’s popular “South Park” cartoon.

[Lemur]

Now that's what I call a "surprise"



[Amy Teresa] Ricks and her husband, Joel Ricks, were out on a date when she drove him to her mother's Holladay condo.

Saying she had a surprise for him, Ricks blindfolded her husband and led him to the basement, where she spun him around, told him to count to 100 and then began striking him with a hammer, according to court documents.

After suffering several blows, Joel Ricks removed the blindfold and grabbed the hammer, although he was unable to get it away from his wife, who continued trying to hit him. [...]

Joel Ricks, who suffered only minor injuries, told sheriff's deputies that sleeping bags had been spread on the floor under his feet, and that nearby he saw a 9-inch-long kitchen knife inside a plastic bag.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Now that's what I call a "surprise"

Gustin said Tuesday's resolution will provide closure to both spouses, who are still married but are separated.

Whoa! And the attack happened three years ago!

CR

[Gregoshi]

Now that's what I call a "surprise"

Here's one wife who clearly doesn't mind if her husband gets hammered.

[Cute Wolf]

Just today.... 5200 nude people gather in Sydney opera house for a big nude photo..... what the
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news...109634#6849001

EDIT BY CA - These pics are definitely not work-safe. I'll leave the link up however (so to speak), as they are clearly artistic and posted in a major newspaper that isn't The Sun. Please feel free to complain if you find this offensive and the link shall be removed.

[naut]

Just today.... 5200 nude people gather in Sydney opera house for a big nude photo..... what the
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news...109634#6849001

Yeh. I love how it was cold out today as well.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Gone with the wind. Some people just can't catch a break.

[Gregoshi]

Gone with the wind. Some people just can't catch a break.

Be strong Daniel. This too shall pass.

[Lemur]

'Tis the season for goat weddings

Two young men accused of having sex with a goat in central Mozambique are facing criminal charges, and the goat's owner is demanding they make traditional wedding arrangements, state media said Friday.

The young men, whose names and ages were not released, were caught in the act by police and arrested outside the rural town of Mbucuta in central Mozambique, said the website of the state broadcaster.

"One of the young men was naked and holding the goat's head, and the other was having sex with the animal," witness Mario Creva told Radio Mozambique. [ ...]

The owner is demanding the young men pay him damages and initiate a traditional wedding ceremony by paying "lobolo", a dowry, a family member told Radio Mozambique.

[Cute Wolf]

'Tis the season for goat weddings

Two young men accused of having sex with a goat in central Mozambique are facing criminal charges, and the goat's owner is demanding they make traditional wedding arrangements, state media said Friday.

The young men, whose names and ages were not released, were caught in the act by police and arrested outside the rural town of Mbucuta in central Mozambique, said the website of the state broadcaster.

"One of the young men was naked and holding the goat's head, and the other was having sex with the animal," witness Mario Creva told Radio Mozambique. [ ...]

The owner is demanding the young men pay him damages and initiate a traditional wedding ceremony by paying "lobolo", a dowry, a family member told Radio Mozambique.

so men like that are the one who cause the half humjan half cow creatures to be born recently?

[miotas]

It's a few weeks old, but I checked back a few pages and didn't spot this.

Apparently black and asian people can be white supremacists now too.

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news...-1225830664746

[Hosakawa Tito]

'Tis the season for goat weddings

Two young men accused of having sex with a goat in central Mozambique are facing criminal charges, and the goat's owner is demanding they make traditional wedding arrangements, state media said Friday.

The young men, whose names and ages were not released, were caught in the act by police and arrested outside the rural town of Mbucuta in central Mozambique, said the website of the state broadcaster.

"One of the young men was naked and holding the goat's head, and the other was having sex with the animal," witness Mario Creva told Radio Mozambique. [ ...]

The owner is demanding the young men pay him damages and initiate a traditional wedding ceremony by paying "lobolo", a dowry, a family member told Radio Mozambique.

Come on, the goat was probably asking for it.

[Fragony]

lololol I must have one of these moods, but it's a miracle, the famous Mohammed cartoon appeared on a dutch model's leg.



http://nick.tn-uk.net/uploaded/2006/...ed_cartoon.jpg

[Louis VI the Fat]

I would so love to give Frags a Rorschach test one day.

[Fragony]

I would so love to give Frags a Rorschach test one day.

Your lack of faith is disturbing

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[Lemur]

-NM-

[Furunculus]

Heroic Ozzy accidental cracks the paintwork of his Harleys fuel tank with his nuts while attempting a record breaking jump:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/7350...gn=video0203pm

[miotas]

Heroic Ozzy accidental cracks the paintwork of his Harleys fuel tank with his nuts while attempting a record breaking jump:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/7350...gn=video0203pm

It was actually an American doing the jump in australia, but whats even funnier than cracking the tank is that he was doing an interview not long after the jump and he was standing there icing his nuts with his hands down his pants on live television.

[Viking]

Kid directing NY airport traffic

US officials are investigating how a child was apparently allowed to direct planes at New York's JFK airport - one of the country's busiest.

The probe comes after an audiotape caught the boy directing several pilots preparing for take-off last month.

In one exchange, the boy is heard saying: "JetBlue 171 contact departure." The pilot responds: "Over to departure JetBlue 171, awesome job."

Adios, amigo! (sound tape)

[Crazed Rabbit]

Washington State; pretty laid back.

Naked Woman Tied To Tree In Tacoma Park Not A Problem

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

TACOMA, Wash. -- Several police officers responded to a 911 report of a naked woman tied to a tree in Point Defiance Park in Tacoma.

Spokesman Mark Fulghum told The News Tribune officers talked with the woman and a man Tuesday in the Owen Beach area and determined it was a "consensual rendezvous."

No one was arrested.

CR

[Pannonian]

Fox breaks into coop, is killed by chickens

Remember cute Knut the Polar Bear?

[Fragony]

Swiss government feels the need to introduce extra tiny condoms (german) http://www.innsalzach24.de/nachricht...he-652258.html

I could say why but it's more fun like this

[Louis VI the Fat]

Swiss government feels the need to introduce extra tiny condoms (german) http://www.innsalzach24.de/nachricht...he-652258.html

I could say why but it's more fun like this

Those silly underendowed Swiss.


Listen, erm, the article doesn't say where you can buy these tiny condoms. I, erm, I want to order me a few, for, uh, for laughs. Yeah. Got any more links?