I think the army and all males between the ages of 18 and 40 should be mobilised, the toblerone lines should be manned and the country put on a state of alert to defend Switzerland from this new Operation Tannenbaum!
I think the army and all males between the ages of 18 and 40 should be mobilised, the toblerone lines should be manned and the country put on a state of alert to defend Switzerland from this new Operation Tannenbaum!
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"We were not born into this world to be happy, but to do our duty." Bismarck
"You can't be a successful Dictator and design women's underclothing. One or the other. Not both." The Right Hon. Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
"Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication" - Lord Byron
"Where men are forbidden to honour a king they honour millionaires, athletes, or film-stars instead: even famous prostitutes or gangsters. For spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison." - C. S. Lewis
hmmm Toblerone...
I thought it was only Australians (not to be confused with their 'lesser brethren' Aussies) who suffered cultural cringe of such magnitude... for instance Germaine Drear.Sibylle Berg, a German writer who lives in Zurich, complained recently that the Germans wanted to turn Switzerland into "another Majorca".
She added: " I cringe more and more often whenever I hear German phrases, am served by Germans or meet them in restaurants or trams."
We get the buggers here in Norway too, but fortunately, they are only here on vacation and spend their money...But they're still evil job-stealing bastards as far as I'm concerned, and I'm quite sure they're stealing our jobs in secrecy too.Originally Posted by Papewaio
I once saw a german, and he smelled.![]()
Last edited by Banquo's Ghost; 03-13-2007 at 07:58. Reason: Smiley added to show it's a joke
Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban
Ironic ne's pas?
-No more chocolate for you, naughty Teutone.
"Nietzsche is dead" - God
"I agree, although I support China I support anyone discovering things for Science and humanity." - lenin96
Re: Pursuit of happiness
Have you just been dumped?
I ask because it's usually something like that which causes outbursts like this, needless to say I dissagree completely.
It'll do Switzerland good. They've been living off cheap Albanian labour (whose kids don't even get citizenship) for too long.
Well, historically the good thing about German immigrants is that they tend to return home after some five years...![]()
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