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    Default Psst, Hey Buddy, can I interest you in some Cadbury Eggs?

    Someone's going to have a sugar high on Easter:

    £70,000 Cadbury eggs lorry stolen
    Cadbury eggs
    The load had been collected from the company's Bournville factory
    A lorry containing Cadbury chocolate eggs worth an estimated £70,000 has been stolen in Staffordshire.

    Thieves tricked the driver, who had stopped near Lichfield en route from the Birmingham factory to Yorkshire, saying the van was shedding its load.

    When he got out of his cab to investigate, the men jumped in and made off with the eggs on Monday.

    But they may end up eating the snacks themselves, as a Cadbury spokesman said the eggs would be hard to sell.

    "The criminal fraternity are pretty thick, it's not likely that a reputable retailer will buy them and it's likely that they will turn up at car boot sales in the area," he added.

    'New delivery'

    "The amount stolen is a minor quantity on the grand scale of things as we make between 30 and 40 million eggs in our Bournville plant each Easter.

    "The retailer we were sending them to will get a new delivery very soon."

    The lorry had stopped in a lay-by on the A38 after leaving the Bournville factory when the theft happened.

    Police believe three thieves were involved. The rest of the gang made off in a grey Subaru Impreza.

    One of the suspects is described as white, aged between 25 and 30, about 5ft 10in tall and with short hair.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...ds/6469489.stm

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    Brilliant!

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    Default Re: Psst, Hey Buddy, can I interest you in some Cadbury Eggs?

    Its the west midlands. Probably the easter bunny looking to save a few bob.
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    Default Re: Psst, Hey Buddy, can I interest you in some Cadbury Eggs?

    *Adds to list of things to do*
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    Default Re: Psst, Hey Buddy, can I interest you in some Cadbury Eggs?

    I’m in the west midlands (commence evil laugh)
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    Default Re: Psst, Hey Buddy, can I interest you in some Cadbury Eggs?

    Hahaha, great description of the thief, can't get anymore general than that.
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    Default Re: Psst, Hey Buddy, can I interest you in some Cadbury Eggs?

    I'm starting to get the impression that this forum has an unhealthy obsession with booze, squid and cadbury chocolate eggs.

    Then again, isn't it every man's dream to sit about all day, drinking his favourite tipple, while eating calimari rings for dinner and cadbury chocolate eggs for dessert? I know it's my dream, for sure.
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    These guys have the right idea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by currywurry
    I'm starting to get the impression that this forum has an unhealthy obsession with booze, squid and cadbury chocolate eggs.

    Then again, isn't it every man's dream to sit about all day, drinking his favourite tipple, while eating calimari rings for dinner and cadbury chocolate eggs for dessert? I know it's my dream, for sure.
    Don't forget our healthy obsession.
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    Default Re: Psst, Hey Buddy, can I interest you in some Cadbury Eggs?

    Well I live in Lichfield- wonder if I can find people selling the eggs for 20p a go sneakily on street corners and so on!

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    Default Re: Psst, Hey Buddy, can I interest you in some Cadbury Eggs?

    The temptation is too great when they have that many. I'd be willing to bet money that some of them ate way too many and got sick.


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