I'm back, and I'm looking for someone to kill [Concluded]

[The Foolish Horseman]

So, General Handkerchief has been chosen as mafia in all those examples...? Note also, his relative silence in this thread, popping up just to hand his vote to the Stig lynch. I think he is scum.

And no, Sasaki, I agree no GF in their right mind would chose you because you would get investigated early. You, however, could still be the GodFather - seeing as they remain innocent in investigations.

Stig didn't play a great game - for whatever reason - but he certainly wasn't mafia. I can see why he was lynched, but he was nothing like his recently successful stint in Midgard. He played this one as if he didn't care.

As, for other thoughts, I'll post them when the Mafia have completed their kills....

And btw, Ichigo, thank you for your kind words in your write-up. I find this game is lacking a little je ne sais quoi for me, without having you to regularly harangue.

again, picking GH would be a little too easy to guess, so id rule it out as a kind of decoy

[Stig]

@Hugh
I can't help these people lynch you while you're outside enjoying a beer or two (or five).

[HughTower]

again, picking GH would be a little too easy to guess, so id rule it out as a kind of decoy

So, what's the point in guesswork then? If it's too easy for you, does that mean it's too for everyone else? And how can GH be a decoy? I believe he entered himself into the competition. Maybe it's a double-bluff?

My point is this: don't rule anything out.

GH's reason's for suspicion are as follows:

• His experience / notoriety / popular pick
• He's doing the very minimum in this game
• He joined a very easy bandwagon

[GeneralHankerchief]

So, what's the point in guesswork then? If it's too easy for you, does that mean it's too for everyone else? And how can GH be a decoy? I believe he entered himself into the competition. Maybe it's a double-bluff?

My point is this: don't rule anything out.

GH's reason's for suspicion are as follows:

• His experience / notoriety / popular pick
• He's doing the very minimum in this game
• He joined a very easy bandwagon

This is probably going to turn into a WIFOM, but in those other three games I've done quite a bit more, as anyone (especially Sasaki) can point out.

[HughTower]

This is probably going to turn into a WIFOM, but in those other three games I've done quite a bit more, as anyone (especially Sasaki) can point out.

When you say "done more", do you mean you participated more (than in this game) in those 3 games in which you were chosen as henchman?

Are you talking about your kill? If you mean the lynchings then I'm sorry, but I'm not a great writer and I get burnt out easily when writing hench Dutch_guy's kill.

I was talking about my kill. Your writing's just fine - we understand you perfectly well.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Yeah. I was paying a lot more attention to the threads because I wanted to keep an eye on new developments in order to have enough time to think of the proper response.

[Csargo]

I was talking about my kill. Your writing's just fine - we understand you perfectly well.

Oh what? Now your saying I can't read. That's messed up.

[Csargo]

Kommodus was walking towards his house, and it was rather late. He was coming back from the bar rather tipsy. He couldn’t even walk in a straight line, and there was no way he could have realized he was being followed.

The man following was carrying some kind of tool. It was hard to tell what it was because it was so dark, but it looked like a shovel or a pickaxe.

The man ran up, and as Kommodus was turning around he was hit with the weapon. It pieced straight through his skull and into his brain. Kommodus was killed instantly. The man spoke silently to himself, “We’ll see how well your system works when your dead”. And with that the man walked away from Kommodus’s bloody corpse.

Later that night…

It was rather late at the time the masked figure arrives at GH’s seaside abode. GH was lying awake, as he knew that he was going to be killed on this night, and he wasn’t going to go out without a fight. If he is to die he’ll try his hardest to take his attacker with him.

Sitting up, GH notices a shadowy figure at the entrance to his room.

"It's you!" he exclaims

The masked figure nods his head, and slightly adjusts his mask.

"You have no chance to survive make your time." He says in an obviously altered voice.

GH takes up a defensive stance as the strange figure shuffles towards him. The killer’s odd choice of attire becomes clearer as the figure gets closer.

Letting out a screech bordering on the inhuman, the figure declares,

"I... am Godzirra!!! Yoooou..."

"...ARE JAAAAAPAAAAAAN!!!"

The battle that ensues in beyond description. I cannot describe it with words only that GH’s entire house was destroyed in the battle. GH’s battle skills are clearly superior to Godzirra’s.

As GH stands over Godzirra, his defeated foe, getting ready to unmask him. Godzirra pulls out a cleverly hidden pistol out from under his tail. It takes six shots in the chest to take down GH. Bruised and rather bloody Godzirra stands, and picks up GH. Godzirra carries him to the window, and chunks him out into the cold ocean, and Godzirra watches as he hits the water.

Get voting.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Wow, someone wants to make a statement. They take out two named "possible henchmen choices" in one blow.

[Kommodus]

Gah! I'm away on a business trip (from which I still haven't returned), and check in to find myself dead.

The man spoke silently to himself, “We’ll see how well your system works when your dead”. And with that the man walked away from Kommodus’s bloody corpse.

Why, my system will work even better now that I'm dead - thank you for asking!

Imitates Obi-Wan: "If you strike me down, I shall become even more powerful than you can imagine..."

You see, now that you've proven my innocence, my results will no longer be suspect. They may be doubted as inaccurate, but they will not be questioned as insincere.

I'm away from home and can't access my system right now, but I have two things to say:

• Whoever killed me doesn't know me too well; I scarcely drink at all.
• Thanks for killing me anyway. I'll take it over being lynched any day!

I'll not get a chance to post much more for a couple of days.