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  1. 03-23-2007, 20:19 #1
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    Default Harold: I'll be baaack.

    Stop worrying about Iran and Liechtenstein and get really afraid: it looks like Harold has resurfaced and starting convincing his fellow sheep of a new scheme.

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    Vigilante attack sheep guard British village

    Ruthless 'pack' trained and ready to kill
    By Lester Haines

    Anyone among you thinking of paying a visit to the Gloucestershire village of Leighterton with the intention of burgling the good burghers of that little piece of rural England might want to pick another target, The Sun suggests.

    That's because Leighterton is protected by 60-year-old retired farmworker Keith Clifford and his herd of "highly-trained" attack sheep. And in case you're willing to laugh off the threat posed by the 24 ovine vigilantes, bear in mind that Keith has raised them from birth to strike without mercy - a fact attested by The Sun's promotion of the woolly Ninjas from "flock" to ruthless wolf-style "pack".

    Keith's dog Birdie does the recon work, then orders in the pack to eliminate the threat. Keith said: "Normally sheep run away if they are frightened, but these don't. They are more than capable of handling themselves."

    Mercifully, the sheep-pack has not yet been used in anger. The thought of a couple of behoodied ne'er-do-wells being torn limb from limb in a lanoline-lubricated killing frenzy is too horrible to contemplate.


    Now, if he can combine these attack sheep with his theories on ovine aviation, we are in big trouble.
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    Default Re: Harold: I'll be baaack.

    This is reminiscent of a movie I'm really looking forward to ...
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    Default Re: Harold: I'll be baaack.

    Quote Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
    stuff
    OK, so I was actually looking forward to a future trip to Ireland, following in my mom's footsteps trying to find our distant relatives... Not anymore man.


    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur
    This is reminiscent of a movie I'm really looking forward to ...


    Quote Originally Posted by TB666
    Better idea.
    Explosive super mutated cows
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    Maybe I'll finally go tothe cinema again.


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    Default Re: Harold: I'll be baaack.

    lol
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    Default Re: Harold: I'll be baaack.

    Quote Originally Posted by Whacker
    OK, so I was actually looking forward to a future trip to Ireland, following in my mom's footsteps trying to find our distant relatives... Not anymore man.
    Gloucestershire is in England...
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    Default Re: Harold: I'll be baaack.

    Better idea.
    Explosive super sheep
    How about an Oscar winning exploding cow instead

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFfzOgPfziE&NR

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    Default Re: Harold: I'll be baaack.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tribesman
    How about an Oscar winning exploding cow instead

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFfzOgPfziE&NR

    Warning ..Some people might find the film clip from "six shooter" upsets them .
    ............................................................................ Mmmmkay then. I do believe folks from the UK take the cake when it comes to liberal usage of the F-bomb in everyday conversation.

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    Hah hah hah! Attack sheep!
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    Default Re: Harold: I'll be baaack.

    Lol, Lemur. That movie looks great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
    Now, if he can combine these attack sheep with his theories on ovine aviation, we are in big trouble.
    Better idea.
    Explosive super sheep
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