What!? Nimitz is the most important admiral ever. He single-handedly won the Pacific war for America, avenged the infamy of Pearl Harbor, and made the world save for democracy. The entire free world is deeply indebted to him. God bless him!
That old marauding pirate Horatio on the other hand only ever narrowly won a handful of naval skirmishes with the rearguards of unsuspecting fleets. The old bugger even deserted his men and country by drinking himself to death in panic after a wee bullet bounced off of his shoulder medals.

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