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  1. 03-25-2007, 12:41 #1
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    Default Message from Jesus

    Got this is my Inbox yesterday:

    From: Jesus
    To: Adrian II
    Re: R.e: Our. me.etin.g

    Hi there lovely,
    This kind of opportunity comes ones in a life. I don't want
    b
    to miss it. Do byou? I am coming tbo your place in few days
    and I though maay be we ccan meet each othear. If you don't mind
    I canba send you my picture. I am a girl.
    You can correspond with me usingb my email
    A once in a lifetime event indeed. Could some of you please share their experience with Jesus. What shall I do? What to wear for the occasion?
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    I say sandals but you probably wear them all the time so that is hardly original.
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  3. 03-25-2007, 12:52 #3
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    Default Re: Message from Jesus

    With a title like that, this thread is going to get a lot of hits
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    Quote Originally Posted by sapi
    With a title like that, this thread is going to get a lot of hits
    I dont think so




    Names, secret names
    But never in my favour
    But when all is said and done
    It's you I love
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony
    I say sandals but you probably wear them all the time so that is hardly original.
    You did it again.

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    Serving mankind is my only wish, somehow apropiate.
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  7. 03-25-2007, 13:07 #7
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    @ Adrian II

    Does your wife know your mailing girls in order to meet them? Even if they are the Son of God.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache
    @ Adrian II

    Does your wife know your mailing girls in order to meet them?
    How do you think she and I met? We share an interest in the symbolic representation of gender issues in 18th century Swahili epic poetry, and there was this forum about it..

    Anyway, about my Jesus gig. I was thinking I could turn that meeting into a sort of class-action interview. I mean, we all have standing and I will be happy to pass on any questions or complaints to her.

    As for the wine, I was thinking Chardonnay. Or am I erring on the safe side here?
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    I think the age-gap is to big...but if that works for you, go for it.
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    Oh yeah,

    ask her whether She thinks Turkey should join the EU.
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    What does 'think' have to do with that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adrian II
    What shall I do?
    REPENT!!!
    or else ...
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  13. 03-25-2007, 19:34 #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blodrast
    REPENT!!!
    or else ...
    Conversion? Repentance? Will y'all please unplug it, guys? This is 2007, get with it. I think I'll take her to see The Da Vinci Code so we can have a good laugh about everything before we unwind in that deluxe hotel suite on the 16th floor overlooking Rotterdam Harbour on all sides.
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    Tell her she has nice eyes, tell her how beautiful she is.

    Then tell us what colour they are because I've always wondered.
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    Whatever church that is, they shouldn't go down that road. Impersonating Jesus? That is a new low.
    Never find anything like that over here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishArmenian
    Whatever church that is, they shouldn't go down that road. Impersonating Jesus? That is a new low.
    Never find anything like that over here.
    What do you mean, 'impersonating'?
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    What is her mail?




    Names, secret names
    But never in my favour
    But when all is said and done
    It's you I love
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    Ask her: why noone noticed you were a girl when they crucified you naked to a cross?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorenzo_H
    Ask her: why noone noticed you were a girl when they crucified you naked to a cross?
    lol

    Remember to only serve her holy water!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adrian II
    Conversion? Repentance? Will y'all please unplug it, guys? This is 2007, get with it. I think I'll take her to see The Da Vinci Code so we can have a good laugh about everything before we unwind in that deluxe hotel suite on the 16th floor overlooking Rotterdam Harbour on all sides.
    Eh... I was kidding, Adrian. In a thread originating from a joke, with no serious responses, you think I would be the one getting all serious and religious on your ? Heh, c'mon. I have a hard time keeping from joking in the serious threads...
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    Adrian II.I also remember suggesting you to have intercourse with Jesus and you just accuse of me from being old fashioned. Im sure that enlightening experience like that could show you the light so does speak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blodrast
    Eh... I was kidding, Adrian.
    Yes, so was I. I did not seriously believe you called for my repentance, rest assured.

    I am not seriously calling for a list of questions to pass on to Jesus when I meet her either. I am going to keep her all for myself. And Chardonnay it is, come what may. So there.
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  23. 03-26-2007, 02:15 #23
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    Default Re: Message from Jesus

    clearly the aim should be to get your salad tossed by female jesus.....
    am i the only one who is thinking in here.....?geeezzz...
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