Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan
Get the pic. Then decide.

It's not unusual, in spanish-speaking cultures, to name kids "Jesus, Mary and Joseph", both boys and girls. So, I'd brush up on my Spanish, if I were you. And, if it's THE Jesus, just bring along some bottled water... she'll be able to change it into the appropriate wine for you.

Q1: Ask about the whole Resurrection/Ascension thing.

Q2: Discretely inquire about the Magdeline thing.

Those 2 should keep us going for several more centuries.
I'd be interested to ask if Jesus and his apostles considered himself God rather than a prophet, or if the idea that he was God himself comes from "vulgata". I'd also ask him about his view on Christians that are for death penalty, seeing as he himself became a victim of it. Third thing I'd ask is who he considers the greatest heretic: the Catholic Church, Martin Luther, Bishop Arius or Averroes (Ibn Rushdah). Naturally I'd also ask whether belief in God or righteous thoughts and actions counts most for getting a place in paradise.