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  1. 03-25-2007, 19:34 #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blodrast
    REPENT!!!
    or else ...
    Conversion? Repentance? Will y'all please unplug it, guys? This is 2007, get with it. I think I'll take her to see The Da Vinci Code so we can have a good laugh about everything before we unwind in that deluxe hotel suite on the 16th floor overlooking Rotterdam Harbour on all sides.
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    Tell her she has nice eyes, tell her how beautiful she is.

    Then tell us what colour they are because I've always wondered.
    "If it wears trousers generally I don't pay attention."

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    Whatever church that is, they shouldn't go down that road. Impersonating Jesus? That is a new low.
    Never find anything like that over here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishArmenian
    Whatever church that is, they shouldn't go down that road. Impersonating Jesus? That is a new low.
    Never find anything like that over here.
    What do you mean, 'impersonating'?
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    I find it troublesome that Jesus for all of the years since he was born has yet to have learned to spell English words correctly
    "I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me." - Issac Newton
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    Just hope she's not a bearded lady.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xdeathfire
    I find it troublesome that Jesus for all of the years since he was born has yet to have learned to spell English words correctly
    Probably using the Babal Fish to translate Arumaic.
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    Wash her feet, she'll dig it. Just don't ask her if he's had her nails done lately. You might get leprocy or something.
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    Default Re: Message from Jesus

    What is her mail?




    Names, secret names
    But never in my favour
    But when all is said and done
    It's you I love
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    Ask her: why noone noticed you were a girl when they crucified you naked to a cross?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorenzo_H
    Ask her: why noone noticed you were a girl when they crucified you naked to a cross?
    lol

    Remember to only serve her holy water!
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    Take her to Del Rancho, then rent a sleazy motel. Maybe she'll do the Monroe Transfer with you.
    Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!
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    Make sure it is a room with a bible!
    Rest in Peace TosaInu, the Org will be your legacy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adrian II
    Conversion? Repentance? Will y'all please unplug it, guys? This is 2007, get with it. I think I'll take her to see The Da Vinci Code so we can have a good laugh about everything before we unwind in that deluxe hotel suite on the 16th floor overlooking Rotterdam Harbour on all sides.
    Eh... I was kidding, Adrian. In a thread originating from a joke, with no serious responses, you think I would be the one getting all serious and religious on your ? Heh, c'mon. I have a hard time keeping from joking in the serious threads...
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    Adrian II.I also remember suggesting you to have intercourse with Jesus and you just accuse of me from being old fashioned. Im sure that enlightening experience like that could show you the light so does speak.
    Ja Mata Tosainu Sama.
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  16. 03-26-2007, 00:14 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blodrast
    Eh... I was kidding, Adrian.
    Yes, so was I. I did not seriously believe you called for my repentance, rest assured.

    I am not seriously calling for a list of questions to pass on to Jesus when I meet her either. I am going to keep her all for myself. And Chardonnay it is, come what may. So there.
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  17. 03-26-2007, 02:15 #17
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    Default Re: Message from Jesus

    clearly the aim should be to get your salad tossed by female jesus.....
    am i the only one who is thinking in here.....?geeezzz...
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    geeezzz...
    priceless.

    Recommended response:
    Hell.o Jesus:

    I am thril.led. All my lif.e I knew wew oud meet. I wil l be at (cafe name and address) each day at noo.n wearing a silly bl ack beret. How wil lI know you?

    sign.ed

    Anxious poet
    C'mon guys, let's help our A-deuce out (and hope jesus isn't a toothless 75 year old, or winsome 10-year old, or 45 year old biker dude, or 25 year old cop).
    Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.
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    25 year old cop


    "Hello, are you Adrian?"
    "Yes."
    "Your coming down to the office with me."

    Hmmmm..... the possibilities.
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    Have you just been dumped?

    I ask because it's usually something like that which causes outbursts like this, needless to say I dissagree completely.
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    Well, if you are unlucky she is a lesbian and she doesn't want to have intercourse with you.

    If you are very lucky, she is bi-sexual. In that case, you should ask her to bring the hot Maria Magdalena with her and you can have them both.

    Ask the hotelmanager for a King-size bed my friend.
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