Message from Jesus

**Blodrast** · 03-26-2007, 00:03

Originally Posted by Adrian II

Conversion? Repentance? Will y'all please unplug it, guys? This is 2007, get with it. I think I'll take her to see The Da Vinci Code so we can have a good laugh about everything before we unwind in that deluxe hotel suite on the 16th floor overlooking Rotterdam Harbour on all sides.

Eh... I was kidding, Adrian. In a thread originating from a joke, with no serious responses, you think I would be the one getting all serious and religious on your

? Heh, c'mon. I have a hard time keeping from joking in the serious threads...

**Kagemusha** · 03-26-2007, 00:11

Adrian II.I also remember suggesting you to have intercourse with Jesus and you just accuse of me from being old fashioned. Im sure that enlightening experience like that could show you the light so does speak.

**Adrian II** · 03-26-2007, 00:14

Originally Posted by Blodrast

Eh... I was kidding, Adrian.

Yes, so was I. I did not seriously believe you called for my repentance, rest assured.

I am not seriously calling for a list of questions to pass on to Jesus when I meet her either. I am going to keep her all for myself. And Chardonnay it is, come what may. So there.

**Beren Son Of Barahi** · 03-26-2007, 02:15

clearly the aim should be to get your salad tossed by female jesus.....
am i the only one who is thinking in here.....?geeezzz...

**KukriKhan** · 03-26-2007, 03:50

geeezzz...

priceless.

Recommended response:

Hell.o Jesus:

I am thril.led. All my lif.e I knew wew oud meet. I wil l be at (cafe name and address) each day at noo.n wearing a silly bl ack beret. How wil lI know you?

sign.ed

Anxious poet

C'mon guys, let's help our A-deuce out (and hope jesus isn't a toothless 75 year old, or winsome 10-year old, or 45 year old biker dude, or 25 year old cop).

**Marshal Murat** · 03-27-2007, 02:51

25 year old cop

"Hello, are you Adrian?"
"Yes."
"Your coming down to the office with me."

Hmmmm..... the possibilities.

**Andres** · 03-27-2007, 08:34

Well, if you are unlucky she is a lesbian and she doesn't want to have intercourse with you.

If you are very lucky, she is bi-sexual. In that case, you should ask her to bring the hot Maria Magdalena with her and you can have them both.

Ask the hotelmanager for a King-size bed my friend.