Message from Jesus

[Beren Son Of Barahi]

clearly the aim should be to get your salad tossed by female jesus.....
am i the only one who is thinking in here.....?geeezzz...

[KukriKhan]

geeezzz...

priceless.

Recommended response:

Hell.o Jesus:

I am thril.led. All my lif.e I knew wew oud meet. I wil l be at (cafe name and address) each day at noo.n wearing a silly bl ack beret. How wil lI know you?

sign.ed

Anxious poet

C'mon guys, let's help our A-deuce out (and hope jesus isn't a toothless 75 year old, or winsome 10-year old, or 45 year old biker dude, or 25 year old cop).

[Marshal Murat]

25 year old cop

"Hello, are you Adrian?"
"Yes."
"Your coming down to the office with me."

Hmmmm..... the possibilities.

[Andres]

Well, if you are unlucky she is a lesbian and she doesn't want to have intercourse with you.

If you are very lucky, she is bi-sexual. In that case, you should ask her to bring the hot Maria Magdalena with her and you can have them both.

Ask the hotelmanager for a King-size bed my friend.