Secret Weapon : French Trebuchet Snipers....

**Whacker** · 03-28-2007, 17:35

Originally Posted by Tristan de Castelreng

@Whacker :

I'm the only authorized dealer of the damnable machines this side of the Western Ocean ...

So...

I challenge you

Mwwaaahhh!!! Like comparing old nags to destriers!! I've seen those pitiful contraptions you call "siege equipment!" Not only is your 1 hour limited warranty far inferior to our 2 hour bumper to bumper, but we also offer free reloads for the first siege cycle! (with 50% extra cow chunks!) Further we are completely sanctioned for business in all areas by Allah and the Pope-o-matic, whom we've partnered with to offer 10 free Korans or 10 free bibles depending on consumer choice! Topped off with our 30 second money back guarantee* and you can't beat our Ye Olde Fairre© pricing! Stop by today folks and the kids get a free ride on the catapults!

* Offer void for used equipment, you infidels!

**_Tristan_** · 03-28-2007, 18:03

AARGH !!!! My merchant's assets just have been bought out....

**pike master** · 03-29-2007, 03:21

sounds like marky would like this thread except you didnt use those rottin cows.

i think i rememeber where a rotting carcass killed a general lol

**TevashSzat** · 03-29-2007, 03:29

Both of you guys are selling worthless items. Who needs siege equipment??? You need to push them up to the city and then either have to destroy a gate or wall after which your enemy will be waiting to kill you or climb on top of the walls where even more enemies are waiting. While all of this is occuring, you are being shot at from arrows and various other projectile weapons.

I present to you the spy. Guaranteed to open all gates to your forces and allows you to catch your enemies by surprise. No more pushing siege weapons, no more ladder climbing, and best of all, no more having your siege weapons burn down right in front of the gate making it impossible to get through.

Disclaimer: Cost for opening of gates increases exponentially dependent on the number of men you get. Cost starts at 1 florin for first men and doubles for every man after and so on. Chances of gate opening varies greatly with sucess percentages anywhere from 0 to 1%.

**Csargo** · 03-29-2007, 05:58

Saw this in MTW seems like artillery are drawn to the generals. IT'S BLACK MAGIC I TELL YOU BLACK MAGIC!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHH

**Yun Dog** · 03-29-2007, 06:30

Didnt any of you notice the inquisitor standing just out of shot in that first photo. He waited till everyone was watching the sieging army then with a simple application of tar, poof! Another heretic is cleansed by the holy ghost.