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  1. 03-28-2007, 15:33 #1
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    Default Secret Weapon : French Trebuchet Snipers....

    Imagine yourself behind the walls of Venice, leading your valiant defenders, sure of your safety within thos impregnable walls...

    Then comes into action the dreaded French Trebuchet Snipers... (FTS acronym)

    And thus ends your dreams of glory ...


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    Look at the disbelieving faces of your troops as your flesh turns to charcoal and not one of them has the least hair singed...

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    Finally, rest in peace...

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    I couldn't stop laughing when it happened and thought i would share the laugh with you all...

    Beware of the French Trebuchet Snipers...

    Comes also in the French Catapult Snipers version... (ask the German Heir...)


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    Default Re: Secret Weapon : French Trebuchet Snipers....

    Artillery is very good at killing enemy generals. Very, very good infact... And it's extremely fun when it happens!
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    Default Re: Secret Weapon : French Trebuchet Snipers....

    What amuses me is the fact that despite flaming ammo is supposed to be explosive, only the general got burned...

    Burn, baby...burn
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    Default Re: Secret Weapon : French Trebuchet Snipers....

    Quote Originally Posted by Tristan de Castelreng
    What amuses me is the fact that despite flaming ammo is supposed to be explosive, only the general got burned...

    Burn, baby...burn
    Perhaps the missile actually missed but he suffered a case of spontaneous human combustion at the same time for his past sins.
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    Default Re: Secret Weapon : French Trebuchet Snipers....

    The funny thing is I like it when I do it to them but I think it's unfair when it happens to my general.
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    Default Re: Secret Weapon : French Trebuchet Snipers....

    Quote Originally Posted by Quickening
    Perhaps the missile actually missed but he suffered a case of spontaneous human combustion at the same time for his past sins.

    There was nothing left but a little green globule on the pavement. Like a stain, really.
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    Default Re: Secret Weapon : French Trebuchet Snipers....

    Well. A story out of real life: Chechen Supreme General and President Dudayev was killed by.... a Russian rocket...
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