A little EB humor, plus a cool unit image

[Teleklos Archelaou]

Here are a few EB units together. Every one of these is different, but these are by no means all of them - there are tons more I couldn't find clean images of (without stuff in the background I could easily crop away). It's not really the right size for a background yet, but it's too messy to be one anyway probably. Just thought some folks might find it interesting. We did just win the Best Unit Art Award over at the TWC awards a few days ago.

Working on that in high detail - might make a poster out of it.
And some possible titles (with some help from the team):

Europa Barbarorum: Sticking People with Sharp Objects Since January 2004
Europa Barbarorum: Who do you want to stick with a sharp object today?
Europa Barbarorum: Who do you want to invade today?
Europa Barbarorum: We stick more people with sharp objects before 8AM than most people do all day
Europa Barbarorum: Quis Tuus Pater Est?
Europa Barbarorum: Bringing the Ancient World to Your Spleen Since January 2004
Europa Barbarorum: (note: the people pictured here do *not* get along well with others)
Europa Barbarorum: If at all possible, involve a Gaesatae
Europa Barbarorum: No Pirates, No Cowboys, No Ninjas - 143% Awesome
Europa Barbarorum: Have you buried your valuable objects today?
Europa Barbarorum: Got Spear?
Europa Barbarorum: Head for the mountains. No seriously... Oh god! Head for the mountains now!
Europa Barbaorurm: What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.
Europa Barbarorum: What can barbarian do for you?

(I realize "whom" (aka "quem/quos") is the proper declined form in number 2 and 3, but doesn't feel right here, so I'll change it to the alternative "who".)

[Rilder]

Europa Barbarorum: No Pirates, No Cowboys, No Ninjas - 143% Awesome
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Europa Barborum: Chuck Norris, screw him we got Gaesatae.
Europa Barborum: Using campaign scripts to attract women since 2005(or 6)
Europa Barborum: Selling armies on Ebay to pay the modders since 2004.
Europa Barborum: "No Mister Bush, we ain't got no weapons of mass destruction..." "Damn it TA hide the Gaesatae!"
Europa Barborum: FOR HISTORICAL STAAAAARRRRRTTTTTTTTTTEEEEE

[-Praetor-]

Europa Barbarorum: (note: the people pictured here do *not* get along well with others)

[Foot]

Europa Barbarorum: ... sometimes I can still hear them scream "WOLOLO!!"

Foot

[Poulp']

Europa Barbarorum: "Nope, don't even try to find Charly"

[Cata_Tank_Guy#3]

Europa Barborum: Chuck Norris, screw him we got Gaesatae.

Remember, Chuck Norris hit Bruce Lee with a round house kick that was so powerful it split him in two, and one half became Jet Li and the other became Jackie Chan.

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That is an awesome pic by the way. But in my quick scan of it, I couldn't find any Pedites Extraordinarii (though there were Samnite Heavy Mercenaries, but those just aren't the same).

[Barbarossa82]

What about, "Where's Wodánáwulfoz?"

[Intranetusa]

[QUOTE=Cata_Tank_Guy#3] Remember, Chuck Norris hit Bruce Lee with a round house kick that was so powerful it split him in two, and one half became Jet Li and the other became Jackie Chan.

QUOTE]


Bruce Lee then put himself back together and snapped Norris's neck in "Return of the Dragon"

[Intranetusa]

Europa Barborum: Chuck Norris, screw him we got Gaesatae.

We got assassins in ninja gear. Bruce Lee in ninja gear = :D


In "Return of the Dragon" (aka Way of the Dragon), Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

In real life fighting, Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris (letter of apology incident)

In philosophy, Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

[The Errant]

[QUOTE=Teleklos Archelaou]
Europa Barbarorum: Sticking People with Sharp Objects Since January 2004
Europa Barbarorum: Who do you want to invade today?
Europa Barbarorum: Bringing the Ancient World to Your Spleen Since January 2004
Europa Barbarorum: If at all possible, involve a Gaesatae
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edit. My suggestion: "Europa Barbarorum: Settling scores with history!"

[edyzmedieval]

I laughed so hard when I read this that the guys in the Internet cafe looked at me like I was some sort of ego maniac.

[Rex_Pelasgorum]

Truth is that life is more beautifull with EB

[Boyar Son]

One of 'em looks like a principe from RTR?!?!?!

[Teleklos Archelaou]

Pretty sure I took them all out of our unit screenshot thread and our unit info images. Which one are you talking about?

Way to bring a thread down.

[The Celt]

Here are a few EB units together. Every one of these is different, but these are by no means all of them - there are tons more I couldn't find clean images of (without stuff in the background I could easily crop away). It's not really the right size for a background yet, but it's too messy to be one anyway probably. Just thought some folks might find it interesting. We did just win the Best Unit Art Award over at the TWC awards a few days ago.

Working on that in high detail - might make a poster out of it.
And some possible titles (with some help from the team):

Europa Barbarorum: Sticking People with Sharp Objects Since January 2004
Europa Barbarorum: Who do you want to stick with a sharp object today?
Europa Barbarorum: Who do you want to invade today?
Europa Barbarorum: We stick more people with sharp objects before 8AM than most people do all day
Europa Barbarorum: Quis Tuus Pater Est?
Europa Barbarorum: Bringing the Ancient World to Your Spleen Since January 2004
Europa Barbarorum: (note: the people pictured here do *not* get along well with others)
Europa Barbarorum: If at all possible, involve a Gaesatae
Europa Barbarorum: No Pirates, No Cowboys, No Ninjas - 143% Awesome
Europa Barbarorum: Have you buried your valuable objects today?
Europa Barbarorum: Got Spear?
Europa Barbarorum: Head for the mountains. No seriously... Oh god! Head for the mountains now!
Europa Barbarorum: What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.
Europa Barbarorum: What can barbarian do for you?

(I realize "whom" (aka "quem/quos") is the proper declined form in number 2 and 3, but doesn't feel right here, so I'll change it to the alternative "who".)

Heres one:*Que in John Cleese with his French accent*
"Europa Barbarorum:Nectar, of the Gods!"

On a side: Hey! Is that SOR's Carthiginian General form his thread in TWC? I was so hoping you guys would use it!! Yay!!

[Dumbass]

Europa Barbarorum: Spamming Akonstiatai since God knows when.

[Redigo]

Europa Barbarorum: Why live in the present?
Europa Barbarorum: Gibbon was a dilletante.

[spirit_of_rob]

Heres one:*Que in John Cleese with his French accent*
"Europa Barbarorum:Nectar, of the Gods!"

On a side: Hey! Is that SOR's Carthiginian General form his thread in TWC? I was so hoping you guys would use it!! Yay!!

Which one are you looking at? I shouldnt think so, though i did do EBs Carthaginian lesser along similar lines...

[Caratacos]

Nice-- can i try?
How about--
Europa Barbarorum: Class of 272BC
Europa Barbarorum: Hairy, Sweaty and about to kick your ass!
Europa Barbarorum: Say goodbye to your girlfriend
Europa Barbarorum: Got Morale?
Europa Barbarorum: Got Nudity?
Europa Barbarorum: Picking on sissies has never been so much fun
Europa Barbarorum: Okay... a Kelt, a Roman and a Greek walk into a pub...
Europa Barbarorum: I came. I saw. I pwned.

(sorry that last one is hella lame and overdone, I know)

[The Celt]

A few more tries.

Europa Barbarorum:It's not just for Romans anymore.
Europa Barbarorum:I see London, I see France, I see everybody's underpants!
Europa Barbarorum:The only thing keeping it from being a truly authentic Ancient world simulator, is the Women.

[mAIOR]

Europa Barbarorum: Killing Pilaging and Raping since 272BC
Europa Barbarorum: Remaking History since ...
Europa Barbarorum: Smoother than a Thai whore mouth.
Europa Barbarorum: I'm touching myself in places I should not.
Europa Barbarorum: Feel the diference.
Europa Barbarorum: A night well spent and, you won't have to pay up for it next morning!

Cheers...

[Wolfman]

In my opinion RTW wouldn't be a game Without EB. NOt trying to downplay CAs work there a wonderful company who produce wonderful products seeing that I pwn almost all of thier games except RTW Alexander. Sorry if my comment offended anyone.

[The Celt]

Europa Barbarorum: Killing Pilaging and Raping since 272BC
Europa Barbarorum: Remaking History since ...
Europa Barbarorum: Smoother than a Thai whore mouth.
Europa Barbarorum: I'm touching myself in places I should not.
Europa Barbarorum: Feel the diference.
Europa Barbarorum: A night well spent and, you won't have to pay up for it next morning!

Cheers...

Did you take those off the covers of your pr0n DVD or something?

[Boyar Son]

Nice-- can i try?
How about--
Europa Barbarorum: Class of 272BC

(sorry that last one is hella lame and overdone, I know)

lol!! lol!! lol!!

[RabbitDynamite]

Europa Barbarorum: UNLEASH THE ****ING (historically accurate) FURY!

EDIT: to Sheep: BGII rocks your socks.

[Teleklos Archelaou]

Fondor, I let one slip in there that hasn't been shown yet. It's not totally done yet, but I'm not gonna say what it is either.

The other one we did show already I'm pretty sure, but it was in an irregular way - with the concept art drawing of it at the same time.

One is Rob's lesser general for carthage. Should be in the game I think.

[Eduorius]

Europa Barbarorum: All your barbarians are belong to us.

[Wolfman]

Europa Barbarorum: PWNING CA since 2004.
An attempt. And Bruce Lee would PWN Chuck Norris any day.

[Boyar Son]

Europa Barbarorum: PWNING CA since 2004.
An attempt. And Bruce Lee would PWN Chuck Norris any day.

Dunno CA provided the particular genre and lets these games be modded not to mention worked very hrd also. But EB still gets points for coolness.