Nice-- can i try?
How about--
Europa Barbarorum: Class of 272BC
Europa Barbarorum: Hairy, Sweaty and about to kick your ass!
Europa Barbarorum: Say goodbye to your girlfriend
Europa Barbarorum: Got Morale?
Europa Barbarorum: Got Nudity?
Europa Barbarorum: Picking on sissies has never been so much fun
Europa Barbarorum: Okay... a Kelt, a Roman and a Greek walk into a pub...
Europa Barbarorum: I came. I saw. I pwned.

(sorry that last one is hella lame and overdone, I know)