If Gores not a hypocrit, Is John Travolta then?

[Lemur]

I think he's onto something:

"It [global warming] is a very valid issue," Travolta declared. "I'm wondering if we need to think about other planets and dome cities."

Hail Xenu! We must build the arcologies and bring our thetan levels to other planets!

[Navaros]

Travolta is surely just talking about global warming in order to gain more money with which to fund the lifestyle of an obscenely rich person, including flying his five private jets.

It's more or less the same motivation with Gore.

[KukriKhan]

Clearly, that whole "Lead By Example" thing I grew up with, is just sooo out-of-date these days. An old man laments.

What's with the Xenu & Thetan stuff? Something else that's slipped past me, I guess.

[Major Robert Dump]

You obviously need to brush up on Scientology, and rent Battlefield Earth, possibly the worst movie ever made. Lucky for you there are some suited Scientologists in your neighborhood right now riding around on bikes and passing out Ron Hubbard Weekly magazines to people (un)lucky enough to answer the door (only in nice neighborhoods though, scientology don't ned no poor folk)

They will learnt u

[KukriKhan]

Thanks for the lead. I'll brush up.

They're like Heinlein's Fosterites, right?