That made me laugh out loud!Not too many people were beheading enemies left and right while doing backflips and drop kicking people.
That made me laugh out loud!Not too many people were beheading enemies left and right while doing backflips and drop kicking people.
"urbani, seruate uxores: moechum caluom adducimus. / aurum in Gallia effutuisti, hic sumpsisti mutuum." --Suetonius, Life of Caesar
Lol that's why I loved the TV show Roma and the movie [Link=Rob Roy]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114287/[/link] wich by the way has the best sword fighting scenes in movies (more real I mean) and, if anyone sparred with swords you'll understand what I'm talking about. Your comment made me laugh as well QwertyMIDX as I recently saw a Steven Seagal movie where he throws a sword trough a window (with reliefs in wood) and chops a guy head of... the guy is nearlly 20 meters away... :D .
Cheers...
Steven Seagal movies need to be ritualistically burnt -_-'.
PS - He's 5 feet, 2 inches tall.
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5'2", you must be joking?
I agree with your other statement.
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I don't. I don't think disposing one of the leading comideants of the world would do anything good. Come on those are probably the funniest movies we'll ever see ay?
On a side note, I've seen movies that make Steven Seagal movies look like Oscar Material... *skeleton man comes to mind* (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372832/)
Cheers...
I have a little more information on these guys but nothing of there battles other then Telemon. Does anyone have any idea where to find more information on them?
Seagal is 6' 4" (1.93 m) (taken from imdb.com)
Not a fan of him and he was in way too many crappy movies but he's no Tom Cruise though...
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