Does anyone have experience seducing professors?
Seducing a Professor
Does anyone have experience seducing professors?
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Originally Posted by Kanamori
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I would suggest walking up to them just before lecture wearing just a bathrob and then loosing it.
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AHHHH HE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE!!!!! HE'S TRYING TO GET ME!!!
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I would go with smart,funny, very cute and most of all, very dirty... should do the trick.
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See, this is why you should study...
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A Fu Manchu would help as well.
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Beren has a point. If we are talking female professors, then smart, funny and dirty* should do the job. As for male professors I wouldn't know. Do they even have sex?
* I don't mean talk dirty, just suggest a dirty mind. Cf. Hofstadter's Addendum to Adrian II, The Collected Early Papers, IV, p 465 and beyond
Last edited by Adrian II; 04-04-2007 at 06:15.
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Is this for leisure or for "Im failing so I may as well try" purposes?
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Care to elaborate? Are you need of a professional seducer? Are you looking for self gratifying stories to "use"? Or is there going to be a punchline somewhere?
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i was talking about either really, if it is a female your after, then forget the cute part and go for smart, funny and dirty...
it more help with some back story, otherwise i suggest we make it up our selves...might be better if you give it to us tho...
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1. have two legs and a pulse (not all necessary prerequisites)
2. pretend your REALLY interested in their mundane, derived and superceded theories
3. be the only student to actually show up to their lecture (sober)
4. tell them you'll do ANYTHING to improve your grades
5. stay back after the lab is over to help tidy up
6. pretend you find them amusing (ie. laugh at their incredibly dull jokes)
7. goto the same incredibly lame postgraduate lecture series and conferences that they goto
8. speak to them without a glazed over look in your eyes
9. Invite them to goto to some increadibly boring lecture and coffee afterwoods (yep a date - cause they will be very wary of anything on campus)
10. seek professional medical advice because you are one sick puppy
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Last edited by Yun Dog; 04-04-2007 at 07:08.
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A tough and interesting question, and I think it really depends on the professor. Ultimately, I'd advice you have something interesting to talk about besides their specialisation, while still being up to date on that, in case (s)he wants to talk about that. Try to appear smart but don't try to upstage them (though that might worlk for some, most of the ones I know have gigantic egos).
Good luck !
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The first first, and well, I assumed the third was going to happen, not by me, and the second... well if you're a good erotica writer, I might use material.Care to elaborate? Are you need of a professional seducer? Are you looking for self gratifying stories to "use"? Or is there going to be a punchline somewhere?
Female professor. Hints of a dirty mind should come once she suspects me... Sly grins too, any patented tricks you would share?
Not for failing... she'd be too serious to like me if I were failing, though I've found being scolded can be exciting.
Philosophers...
Are there any professors here? What types of things would make you wary of students, or would you consider abnormal enough to cue you in that something's up?
I think I've already sparked intellectual interest with a couple perspectives that seemed new to her [joke goes here], and gave her the "huh..." look. She doesn't treat me like an idiot, at least. I'm looking for tons of ideas. Thanks for the ones so far. This needs to happen.
Last edited by Kanamori; 04-04-2007 at 09:53.
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Does being seduced by a hot female teacher in high school count as well?
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Does a chick in her final year for her Ph.D. count?
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Wait until class is over. Be the last one to leave, and pretend to trip and hurt yourself. Then say romatically "Thou shall enable me to arise unscathed if you take a seat upon my face" and she probably will because class is over and she's tired and wants to sit down. This is an old trick I"m suprised you didn't know it already
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Oh just remember a story of a guy who went a little too far with a professor, moral of the story: get her drunk !
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No. ABD's are a dime a dozen (at least that's how academe treats them).
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A teacher treated me like a son.
but try to be the very active.Teachers love that the fact someone like her class.You understand, right?
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You know, perhaps if you were a minor in high school or junior high you might have a chance with a nice American school teacher, as there seems to be a bit of that going on lately.
My advice is:
To find yourselves together in a nice romantic spot in the back of the Library somewhere.
Or maybe try the cheesy apple trick.
Or somehow go back in time and develop a nice French accent.
And whatever you do, remember that stalking is not an option.
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Start getting fit, women love nothing more than an intelligent athlete, if you can add sensetive to the list you're in.
Find out if there's something you can do for her academically, then do it well but make mistakes.
More importantly, why are you interested in a proffessor? Aren't there any cute Fresh where you are?????????????????
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Cute fresh is boring. Kanamori is a man of taste and he likes a challenge.
- Never in (or after) class. Find out about her extra-curricular activities (sports, music, whatever) and meet her there.
- Women are fascinated by passionate men. If you don't have a passion, pretend you do. Find out what her passion is and ignore it with extreme prejudice. Draw her into your universe.
- Make her laugh incontrollably. After you have done so, and only then, you may venture into dirty talk - not dirty words, dirty innuendo only, and only for brief moments.
- After this, ignore her for a week or more as if you have more pressing business. Then pick up where you left.
- Transfer $500 to my bank account for part 2 of my course.
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Oh, And don't forget your speedos. Older women adore those. It makes them soil their depends.
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Firstly, you need to be able to get her in to an environment outside of her work. i am not sure how easy that will be, it requires some up front work. Also, playing the game is fine, but there is a very limited window between "oh someone likes me, thats so exciting" and "i wish this weirdo would leave me alone"... i like the apple thing, its very corny, i would write a note in the apple.... like xyz bar @ 8:00....oh course it might re enforce the teach/student thing, which are are sort of trying to advoid in order for her to take you serious.
so the tips so far for you are:
Smart, interested but also more then just a one topic guy...
funny, a little corny might be okay, but cheeky and a little naughty too.
A little dirty and a little nice and a little bastard too, women love someone who isn't a push over...
get her outside of work as quick as you can.
if you get anywhere, push it, then hold off once you know you getting somewhere.
If it doesnt work, don't get weird or chase her forever...
don't wear white socks. <------ most important of all.
The true test of a man is not at his great moment, but at his weakest point. -me
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I'm still underage.
Yes, but I think that I make more impact on teachers when I'm generally quiet and say something clever when I have it.
She's more interesting.
Finesse!
- Never in (or after) class. Find out about her extra-curricular activities (sports, music, whatever) and meet her there.
- Women are fascinated by passionate men. If you don't have a passion, pretend you do. Find out what her passion is and ignore it with extreme prejudice. Draw her into your universe.
- Make her laugh incontrollably. After you have done so, and only then, you may venture into dirty talk - not dirty words, dirty innuendo only, and only for brief moments.
- After this, ignore her for a week or more as if you have more pressing business. Then pick up where you left.
- Transfer $500 to my bank account for part 2 of my course.
Thanks all.
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Double post. I could have sworn I could delete posts, but I couldn't seem to find the option...
Last edited by Big King Sanctaphrax; 04-05-2007 at 01:55.
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This is probably insulting your intelligence a little, but still: have you considered the fact that if this goes wrong, it could make the rest of your course very difficult indeed?
Something to consider.
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Something to consider is we've all seen your picture and I'll bet the lady profs are on you like butter on toast.
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