Seducing a Professor

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Well, I didn't want to bring it up ... but let's just say I didn't get expelled from three different schools for no reason....

[Gregoshi]

When the moon's in the sky
Like a big pizza pie - that's (Kan)amori!

[Yun Dog]

Shes going to risk her professional career?, years of struggling to get
research grants, putting up with a male dominated hierachy, exposing herself to the ridicule of her peers, who probably cant wait to complain to vice chancellor (universitys have a lot of backstabbing), the chance of ever getting a position in a university again - to have an afair with an undergrad?

MWAA HA HA HA HA HA



and I bet your the only guy in her classes that has a crush on her - NOT

think again dude

and find someone who doesnt have to throw their life away to go out with you


boinking the students is frowned apon, and exposed ones-self to exploitation law suites, blackmail, and unprofessional conduct hearings

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Cute fresh is boring. Kanamori is a man of taste and he likes a challenge.

1. Never in (or after) class. Find out about her extra-curricular activities (sports, music, whatever) and meet her there.
2. Women are fascinated by passionate men. If you don't have a passion, pretend you do. Find out what her passion is and ignore it with extreme prejudice. Draw her into your universe.
3. Make her laugh incontrollably. After you have done so, and only then, you may venture into dirty talk - not dirty words, dirty innuendo only, and only for brief moments.
4. After this, ignore her for a week or more as if you have more pressing business. Then pick up where you left.
5. Transfer $500 to my bank account for part 2 of my course.

Well done sir. Does the "and don't worry about it or fixate on it" lesson come in part two?

I agree with your implication that women are far more attractive than girls.

[Caius]

This is probably insulting your intelligence a little, but still: have you considered the fact that if this goes wrong, it could make the rest of your course very difficult indeed?

Something to consider.

Thats not a problem BKS

Always there is an option of other school

[English assassin]

Does a chick in her final year for her Ph.D. count?

This is a piece of cake. So long as you obey the golden rule (never ask if she has got any results/how the write up is going) you basically can't fail.

[Andres]

This is a piece of cake. So long as you obey the golden rule (never ask if she has got any results/how the write up is going) you basically can't fail.

Ah, that's why it never worked out...

[Adrian II]

Finesse!

Since you appreciate the finer points, I will give you the second part for free:

1. Don't fall in love with her!

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

I think we all know how Adrian got his degree.

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Seriously though, none of my tutors are that attractive, and given the fact that such a relationship is going nowhere I have always preffered young, cute, fun and smart with a posibility of a future.

However, if you are determined good luck to you and don't get caught/tell anyone.

[Caius]

Does anyone have experience seducing professors?

May I ask why?

[Adrian II]

I think we all know how Adrian got his degree.

I worked hard for it!

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[Caius]

I worked hard for it!

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Yes, I guess faking the reports was hard.

[Adrian II]

Yes, I guess faking the reports was hard.

I gave most of them good reports. Gotta give credit where it's due.