Create Your Own Ancillary or Trait

[Traffik]

Instead of people getting angry about the patch delay or people getting angry and the people who are angry about the patch delay... how about you create your own ancillary or trait? Yay. I have absolutely no creativity, but it would be nice to see some ideas that you guys would have regarding this topic. List the title, descriptor, and game mechanic! Both humorous and serious creations are welcome.

[Budwise]

I usually don't have a perverted mind but what the hell this one time

eric THE LONG SHAFTED

Man knows how to treat a lady in need and knows how to hold out until the job is done. Unfortunately, with all the energy wasted during these "acts of kindness" he is often too tired to perform duties elsewhere.
+5 Chivalry
-2 Dread
-1 law/happiness.

[kawligia]

I would LOVE to see these traits on my assassins:

Pope Killer - This man has acheived unbelievable feats...and eternal damnation. +3 to agents skill.

King Killer - Crafty enough to slip past the highest royal security measures...No one is safe. +3 to agents skill.

[Frederick_I_Barbarossa]

For Priests:
Saint +5 Piety

For Faction Leaders:
Defender of the Faith +5 Piety +3 Authority

[Budwise]

Okay okay okay, my turn again

First, I guess I am a little disapointed because nobody even laughed or warned me on my last post but lets try some real ones.

For a Merchant
Machinist - To enhance production, this merchant was creative and came up with a complex design to enhance the quality and rate of production. +3 finance.

Corporate Espionage - With using spys against other merchants, this man has found a way to not only reverse engineer a hostile merchants trade but improve to force others out of business. +3 Finace.

Arrogance - This man was so sure of himself to his trade, that he became sluggish to change and fell behind in the trade market. -2 finance.

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For an Assasin -

Arsonist Tools - With the knowledge of chemistry, this man is more than capible of making various fires for various needs. +1 Sabotage.

Marksman - With extensive training near a Woodsman Guild, this man is more than capible of splitting an apple on a mans head at 50 yards.

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Faction Leader

Tomboy -Wanting so badly be with the guys, this WOMAN dressed and acted like a man her whole life. When her father died, she was elected as the heir because of her extreme tallent for command and cunning - although no one outside of the royal court knows this and she makes sure of that. +3 command, -2 piety, +2 dread, and +3 against spy

I will add more later, I am tired so good night.

[StoneCold]

Hmm.. so with the tomboy trait, that line will die out unless he adopt? He/she can't have kids rt? Looks more difficult to implement than normal traits. :P

[Budwise]

Hmm.. so with the tomboy trait, that line will die out unless he adopt? He/she can't have kids rt? Looks more difficult to implement than normal traits. :P

Yeah, it was a stretch but then again, to stretch it out further, their is always lesbianism and a sperm donor.

[CountMRVHS]

their is always lesbianism and a sperm donor.

Heh, that's sort of my motto.

[zstajerski]

for generals:
"local hooligan" gives: +2dread, +2 authority, -3 law

[zstajerski]

for generals:
"local hooligan" gives: +2dread, +2 authority, -3 law

edit: forgot: + 2 command

[zstajerski]

I againf forgot:
+3 morale for all units on the battlefield


P.S.
See what happens when you piss of the mods, get a warning and can not edit your posts