Hi all, I have a bit of an embarrassing situation. I'm playing as england... I have all the British Isles under my control, all of modern France, some of Germany, some of norther Italy, and I'm mopping up rebellious provinces in Spain. I am currently at war with Denmark, Egypt, Venice, Milan and, god help me, the Papal States. Here's how it happened. I was besieging Milan when I got word from the pope (who was MY pope, gosh darn it) that I had best stop else I would be excommunicated. Well, the siege was almost over, so I decided to finish it up and sin no more. For seven years, at least. Unfortunately, when the Pope says now, he means now, and I was promptly excommunicated by a pope I had raised from when he was just a little priest. Well, I had heard that when the pope dies, all sins are forgiven, so I smashed the roman field army and stormed the Vatican, killing the pope. I was good, I didn't even SACK rome. Sure enough, a new pope is elected... and he doesn't re communicate me. I figure it must only happen sometimes, so, I hunt down the new pope (he's lurking near milan) and send him on to meet his god with a storm of clothyard shafts. New pope is elected... and I'm still not going to heaven. I now think I may have misunderstood, maybe it's when MY faction leader dies that I get re communicated. So I arrange for a rather messy assassination of my own crown prince, and then the king (crown prince was at this point a frothing lunatic). Crown prince doesn't die easily, defeating one field army of 300 men with only his bodyguard, and then mauling a second before a mob of spear men gut his horse. King dies much more quietly as I load him onto a ship and have him charge into battle against a hostile fleet.
Still nothing from the pope. I begin to get a little frantic. I'm fighting a multi front war, have a crusade called against me, I've lost three provinces to rebels and garrisoning the rest is paralyzing my army. I send a diplomat to find him and try to give him rome and about 10000 florins in exchange for a ceasefire. He'll have nothing of it. I GIVE him those things, and toss in dublin for good measure, since it's not terribly useful to me. My prestige goes way up... but god's still not talking to me, and neither is the pope. None of my other enemies will negotiate at all either. Is there any way to get back in touch with god? And any way to quell this rebellion?
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