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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine
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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for
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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has

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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has defusing mechanism but
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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has defusing mechanism but dogs are clumsy.


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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has defusing mechanism but dogs are clumsy. But not as
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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has defusing mechanism but dogs are clumsy. But not as guy in front

    (why was dog digging for nuke?, me I was thinking bone...)

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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has defusing mechanism but dogs are clumsy. But not as the guy in front of the dog
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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has defusing mechanism but dogs are clumsy. But not as the guy in front of the dog once said angrily:
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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has defusing mechanism but dogs are clumsy. But not as the guy in front of the dog once said angrily: "dogs should not
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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has defusing mechanism but dogs are clumsy. But not as the guy in front of the dog once said angrily: "dogs should not blow themself". Since

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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has defusing mechanism but dogs are clumsy. But not as the guy in front of the dog once said angrily: "dogs should not blow themself". Since the dog was
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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has defusing mechanism but dogs are clumsy. But not as the guy in front of the dog once said angrily: "dogs should not blow themself". Since the dog was a former US-president
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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has defusing mechanism but dogs are clumsy. But not as the guy in front of the dog once said angrily: "dogs should not blow themself". Since the dog was a former US-president, the bodyguard threw


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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has defusing mechanism but dogs are clumsy. But not as the guy in front of the dog once said angrily: "dogs should not blow themself". Since the dog was a former US-president, the bodyguard threw five-hundred boxes of
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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has defusing mechanism but dogs are clumsy. But not as the guy in front of the dog once said angrily: "dogs should not blow themself". Since the dog was a former US-president, the bodyguard threw five-hundred boxes of dog foood out

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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has defusing mechanism but dogs are clumsy. But not as the guy in front of the dog once said angrily: "dogs should not blow themself". Since the dog was a former US-president, the bodyguard threw five-hundred boxes of dog foood out of the carriage

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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has defusing mechanism but dogs are clumsy. But not as the guy in front of the dog once said angrily: "dogs should not blow themself". Since the dog was a former US-president, the bodyguard threw five-hundred boxes of dog foood out of the carriage hitting the chasing
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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has defusing mechanism but dogs are clumsy. But not as the guy in front of the dog once said angrily: "dogs should not blow themself". Since the dog was a former US-president, the bodyguard threw five-hundred boxes of dog foood out of the carriage hitting the chasing pack of leprechauns
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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has defusing mechanism but dogs are clumsy. But not as the guy in front of the dog once said angrily: "dogs should not blow themself". Since the dog was a former US-president, the bodyguard threw five-hundred boxes of dog foood out of the carriage hitting the chasing pack of leprechauns and orcs, killing


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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has defusing mechanism but dogs are clumsy. But not as the guy in front of the dog once said angrily: "dogs should not blow themself". Since the dog was a former US-president, the bodyguard threw five-hundred boxes of dog foood out of the carriage hitting the chasing pack of leprechauns and orcs, killing all but one
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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has defusing mechanism but dogs are clumsy. But not as the guy in front of the dog once said angrily: "dogs should not blow themself". Since the dog was a former US-president, the bodyguard threw five-hundred boxes of dog foood out of the carriage hitting the chasing pack of leprechauns and orcs, killing all but one that lived to
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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has defusing mechanism but dogs are clumsy. But not as the guy in front of the dog once said angrily: "dogs should not blow themself". Since the dog was a former US-president, the bodyguard threw five-hundred boxes of dog foood out of the carriage hitting the chasing pack of leprechauns and orcs, killing all but one that lived to the sea and

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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has defusing mechanism but dogs are clumsy. But not as the guy in front of the dog once said angrily: "dogs should not blow themself". Since the dog was a former US-president, the bodyguard threw five-hundred boxes of dog foood out of the carriage hitting the chasing pack of leprechauns and orcs, killing all but one that lived, to the sea and back he ran


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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has defusing mechanism but dogs are clumsy. But not as the guy in front of the dog once said angrily: "dogs should not blow themself". Since the dog was a former US-president, the bodyguard threw five-hundred boxes of dog foood out of the carriage hitting the chasing pack of leprechauns and orcs, killing all but one that lived, to the sea and back he ran to protect Dog-President

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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has defusing mechanism but dogs are clumsy. But not as the guy in front of the dog once said angrily: "dogs should not blow themself". Since the dog was a former US-president, the bodyguard threw five-hundred boxes of dog foood out of the carriage hitting the chasing pack of leprechauns and orcs, killing all but one that lived, to the sea and back he ran to protect Dog-President Dogix from the
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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has defusing mechanism but dogs are clumsy. But not as the guy in front of the dog once said angrily: "dogs should not blow themself". Since the dog was a former US-president, the bodyguard threw five-hundred boxes of dog foood out of the carriage hitting the chasing pack of leprechauns and orcs, killing all but one that lived, to the sea and back he ran to protect Dog-President Dogix from the assassination by hashishins

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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has defusing mechanism but dogs are clumsy. But not as the guy in front of the dog once said angrily: "dogs should not blow themself". Since the dog was a former US-president, the bodyguard threw five-hundred boxes of dog foood out of the carriage hitting the chasing pack of leprechauns and orcs, killing all but one that lived, to the sea and back he ran to protect Dog-President Dogix from the assassination by hashishins. The next day was boring until

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    The spaceship silently glided through the blue sky of the new galaxy ,recently discovered by scientists. The crew was drunk. Captain held a celebration on command deck, but disaster struck as the auto-pilot got blue-screen error, the valiant crewmen said "We got to abandon the hope as well as the ship." Out of nowhere a !Xhuan destroyer. The crew manned stations and fired; but lacked ammunition so they decided to activate cloaking and escape the destroyer. This was not the safest thing to do, as cloaking does not last long because the spell-Force3000 cloaking-engine drains energy from the auto-pilot. They had just managed to get their butts into spacesuits when the air-lock failed, their miraculous escape failed too, "Oh, surrender we have Uranian Laser Weaponry" the Xhuans broadcast warned them of the danger. With nuclear war imminent and a tank formation from Bartix arriving via cosmic-girocopter, the defenders of the spaceship surrendered. However they smuggled out the pocket-size-deathstar so they could afford brand new equipment for their return to Earth. They escaped from this nasty place. Really? "Keep dreaming", said the Xhuan to his tired dog*, when he said: "danmgn dahgn lk, before the dog activated a Bartix-mine whilst digging for nuke. Mines has defusing mechanism but dogs are clumsy. But not as the guy in front of the dog once said angrily: "dogs should not blow themself". Since the dog was a former US-president, the bodyguard threw five-hundred boxes of dog foood out of the carriage hitting the chasing pack of leprechauns and orcs, killing all but one that lived, to the sea and back he ran to protect Dog-President Dogix from the assassination by hashishins. The next day was boring until breakfast, with receiving

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