One day, cats decided to get even with humans, via rapid evolution and twisted experiments of the Doctor Strangelove laboratory. Claws were genetically altered to contain brain extracted from the victims of the Chernobyl reactor meltdown. The resulting creation also installed nano-augmentations as well as a upright postion, which should be deleted immediately! Virus infection is inevitable as the mainframe contains microsoft's software. But Linux computers are for hackers? The cats learnt that walmart sucks, is un-american, and causes cancer. They ignored cat conspiracies but still lost their walmart giftcards. Walmart was destroyed, the grand dog food company took wal-marts shares, this was an attempt to quckly overrun the walmart dogfood. The cats left for greener pastures two miles away from the dreadful glastonbury festival field, these weren't muddy at all, unlike that stupid place outside of Fargo. Their new headquarters were located below the North Pole. Equipped with laser-gun, brave men died attempting to re-establish Walmart with half price off
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