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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget.
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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of

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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of Swissland solemnly decreed


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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of Swissland solemnly decreed that prince Highknee
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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of Swissland solemnly decreed that prince Highknee be shot with
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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of Swissland solemnly decreed that prince Highknee be shot with camels from stable

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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. So does anyone go back through the story and read it ? nows my chance to put porn into the 3 word story, Porn Porn Porn. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of Swissland solemnly decreed that prince Highknee be shot with camels from stable and so it
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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. So does anyone go back through the story and read it ? nows my chance to put porn into the 3 word story, Porn Porn Porn. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of Swissland solemnly decreed that prince Highknee be shot with camels from stable and so it was written on
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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. So does anyone go back through the story and read it ? nows my chance to put porn into the 3 word story, Porn Porn Porn. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of Swissland solemnly decreed that prince Highknee be shot with camels from stable and so it was written on poop of camels

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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. So does anyone go back through the story and read it ? nows my chance to put porn into the 3 word story, Porn Porn Porn. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of Swissland solemnly decreed that prince Highknee be shot with camels from stable and so it was written on poop of camels that a dark


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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. So does anyone go back through the story and read it ? nows my chance to put porn into the 3 word story, Porn Porn Porn. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of Swissland solemnly decreed that prince Highknee be shot with camels from stable and so it was written on poop of camels that a dark little ant came

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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. So does anyone go back through the story and read it ? nows my chance to put porn into the 3 word story, Porn Porn Porn. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of Swissland solemnly decreed that prince Highknee be shot with camels from stable and so it was written on poop of camels that a dark little ant came, a specialized camel-shooter
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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. So does anyone go back through the story and read it ? nows my chance to put porn into the 3 word story, Porn Porn Porn. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of Swissland solemnly decreed that prince Highknee be shot with camels from stable and so it was written on poop of camels that a dark little ant came, a specialized camel-shooter would bring salvation


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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. So does anyone go back through the story and read it ? nows my chance to put porn into the 3 word story, Porn Porn Porn. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of Swissland solemnly decreed that prince Highknee be shot with camels from stable and so it was written on poop of camels that a dark little ant came, a specialized camel-shooter would bring salvation because God said

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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. So does anyone go back through the story and read it ? nows my chance to put porn into the 3 word story, Porn Porn Porn. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of Swissland solemnly decreed that prince Highknee be shot with camels from stable and so it was written on poop of camels that a dark little ant came, a specialized camel-shooter would bring salvation because God said "thou shalt kill"
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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. So does anyone go back through the story and read it ? nows my chance to put porn into the 3 word story, Porn Porn Porn. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of Swissland solemnly decreed that prince Highknee be shot with camels from stable and so it was written on poop of camels that a dark little ant came, a specialized camel-shooter would bring salvation because God said "thou shalt kill." The aliens came
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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. So does anyone go back through the story and read it ? nows my chance to put porn into the 3 word story, Porn Porn Porn. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of Swissland solemnly decreed that prince Highknee be shot with camels from stable and so it was written on poop of camels that a dark little ant came, a specialized camel-shooter would bring salvation because God said "thou shalt kill." The aliens came all over the

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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. So does anyone go back through the story and read it ? nows my chance to put porn into the 3 word story, Porn Porn Porn. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of Swissland solemnly decreed that prince Highknee be shot with camels from stable and so it was written on poop of camels that a dark little ant came, a specialized camel-shooter would bring salvation because God said "thou shalt kill." The aliens came all over the the earth and

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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. So does anyone go back through the story and read it ? nows my chance to put porn into the 3 word story, Porn Porn Porn. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of Swissland solemnly decreed that prince Highknee be shot with camels from stable and so it was written on poop of camels that a dark little ant came, a specialized camel-shooter would bring salvation because God said "thou shalt kill." The aliens came all over the the earth and immediately surrendered to


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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. So does anyone go back through the story and read it ? nows my chance to put porn into the 3 word story, Porn Porn Porn. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of Swissland solemnly decreed that prince Highknee be shot with camels from stable and so it was written on poop of camels that a dark little ant came, a specialized camel-shooter would bring salvation because God said "thou shalt kill." The aliens came all over the the earth and immediately surrendered to the french who kill the camel

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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. So does anyone go back through the story and read it ? nows my chance to put porn into the 3 word story, Porn Porn Porn. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of Swissland solemnly decreed that prince Highknee be shot with camels from stable and so it was written on poop of camels that a dark little ant came, a specialized camel-shooter would bring salvation because God said "thou shalt kill." The aliens came all over the the earth and immediately surrendered to the french who kill the camel because they could.
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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. So does anyone go back through the story and read it ? nows my chance to put porn into the 3 word story, Porn Porn Porn. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of Swissland solemnly decreed that prince Highknee be shot with camels from stable and so it was written on poop of camels that a dark little ant came, a specialized camel-shooter would bring salvation because God said "thou shalt kill." The aliens came all over the the earth and immediately surrendered to the french who kill the camel because they could. Camel lovers rioted in the suburbs


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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. So does anyone go back through the story and read it ? nows my chance to put porn into the 3 word story, Porn Porn Porn. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of Swissland solemnly decreed that prince Highknee be shot with camels from stable and so it was written on poop of camels that a dark little ant came, a specialized camel-shooter would bring salvation because God said "thou shalt kill." The aliens came all over the the earth and immediately surrendered to the french who kill the camel because they could. Camel lovers rioted in the suburbs of armenias capital
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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. So does anyone go back through the story and read it ? nows my chance to put porn into the 3 word story, Porn Porn Porn. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of Swissland solemnly decreed that prince Highknee be shot with camels from stable and so it was written on poop of camels that a dark little ant came, a specialized camel-shooter would bring salvation because God said "thou shalt kill." The aliens came all over the the earth and immediately surrendered to the french who kill the camel because they could. Camel lovers rioted in the suburbs of armenias capital then they killed

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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. So does anyone go back through the story and read it ? nows my chance to put porn into the 3 word story, Porn Porn Porn. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of Swissland solemnly decreed that prince Highknee be shot with camels from stable and so it was written on poop of camels that a dark little ant came, a specialized camel-shooter would bring salvation because God said "thou shalt kill." The aliens came all over the the earth and immediately surrendered to the french who kill the camel because they could. Camel lovers rioted in the suburbs of armenias capital then they killed the King's royal


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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. So does anyone go back through the story and read it ? nows my chance to put porn into the 3 word story, Porn Porn Porn. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of Swissland solemnly decreed that prince Highknee be shot with camels from stable and so it was written on poop of camels that a dark little ant came, a specialized camel-shooter would bring salvation because God said "thou shalt kill." The aliens came all over the the earth and immediately surrendered to the french who kill the camel because they could. Camel lovers rioted in the suburbs of armenias capital then they killed the King's royal Camels And Cashewman

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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. So does anyone go back through the story and read it ? nows my chance to put porn into the 3 word story, Porn Porn Porn. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of Swissland solemnly decreed that prince Highknee be shot with camels from stable and so it was written on poop of camels that a dark little ant came, a specialized camel-shooter would bring salvation because God said "thou shalt kill." The aliens came all over the the earth and immediately surrendered to the french who kill the camel because they could. Camel lovers rioted in the suburbs of armenias capital then they killed the King's royal Camels And Cashewman. The rioting mob


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    By avoiding offtopic ramblings this can go back to normality. But alas, the day was a horrible one. Beirut, the tyrant, Struck down the wandering scholar with 'expensive' warning points. Gladiator, best movie of finlands corpses where TWS rises and fixes breakfast for the supreme Creator, Motep. We like Splinter Cell as well as surreal stories. After Bob the Builder fixes the starting-motor he can continue the devilish evil plan to construct an enormously huge winch to destroy the uranian armies by dropping a single hydrogen bomb upon their god. The Uranians would have been dead if not the Bartixians had caused a nation crisis when the Bartixian uber-lancers lost their lances and became ex-Bartixian war heroes as they caught measles from the pigstys. In the lands most dismal swamps a terrible evil lurked just beneath a layer of mud. It was the legendary black-hearted amphibious killer who slew the dis-armed Bartixian lancers and their many saddled war rhinos. The rhinos' horns were shining with fabulous jewels and battle hardened amoebeas, who had brought there guns with cherries on top! Cherries disguised the exploding rose petals as cute pink fruit, though, really, the plot thickens as the multitude of kitty cats marches en route to slay the Bartixan Plagix Hoplix which no one failed to defeat. Meanwhile, in Uranus' upper atmosphere, the soft mewling of kitty cats heavily arming themselves produced a constant stream of news amongst green-preace hippies. They started protests all over the planets eastern hemisphere and a small ant carried lemons to be made into wholesome nectar and it smells of the foul-smelling, poorly tasting and looks really bad.They poured nectar over the statue of Supreme Commander Africadia de la Mencos' really big baton of pork. Nobody even noticed that LittleGrizzly stuck an extra sentence in here, he quietly sniggered to himself. Silence suddenly fell over the vast plains of Disney-Land as pink coloured Cashews And Milk, a hidden brother of the esteemed lord of the demons and he did a tap-dance of doom, which made 3 games so terrible that EA bought him and put him in a internet and his wrists away from his most beloved cereal, but 4chan thought that he did very bad things to the internets. The mods soon renewed his welsh beauty queen license, but only after checking out his x-rated website containing his portfolio of naked paintings, including those featuring furries. The apocalyptic aftermaths of porno overdose causes Wrist tentidionds and dehydration of all nations across the land of Bartixia. So does anyone go back through the story and read it ? nows my chance to put porn into the 3 word story, Porn Porn Porn. Very gradually Porn became essential with the BBC, who's audience were the Cloverfield monster, then monty python arrived with more EVIL cakes for the black knights which were spoiled by King Arthur and his attractive knights of the Bartixian tetradecahedron table and it was time to celebrate the bithrday of the green knight whose uncalmable rage because BHC is the greatest spammer the .Org has good ham. Meanwhile, the planet Alpha Centauri was destroyed by knights from Uranus. Beer, was the main source of disagreement for the two lorica Segmentata wearing camel raiders and the sick old man of America and he enraged the knights they went to the kingdom of Swissland and they utterly crushed the forces of Serbia with a matchstick with a view of the most lovely city of Bogna Regis. The people where rioting because they did not understand the speech of Warman8 about Bartixian warbunnies who enslaved millions lest we foreget. The King Of Swissland solemnly decreed that prince Highknee be shot with camels from stable and so it was written on poop of camels that a dark little ant came, a specialized camel-shooter would bring salvation because God said "thou shalt kill." The aliens came all over the the earth and immediately surrendered to the french who kill the camel because they could. Camel lovers rioted in the suburbs of armenias capital then they killed the King's royal Camels And Cashewman. The rioting mob ceremoniously consumed their

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