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    Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door so a brave knight using CAPITALS stormed the gate with his retinue of midget huscarles. Poo-flinging monkeys then ambushed the flanks and barbecued vigilantly any taken prisoner. The monkeys' rivals, namely the octomoles, ate teriyaki chicken, shot lightning bolts,popcorn and milk. They were ruthless murderers and brigands, but mainly footballers, including Vinnie Jones that beat liverpool at mud wrestling at Anfield on Christmas. Buddha crapped little monks ofsome kind of poop and ejacted lots of crazed kungfu fighting monkeys to decapitate all the teddy bears eating cashews with milk and popcorn and peanut-butter sauce. As a result, everybody died happy

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    Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door so a brave knight using CAPITALS stormed the gate with his retinue of midget huscarles. Poo-flinging monkeys then ambushed the flanks and barbecued vigilantly any taken prisoner. The monkeys' rivals, namely the octomoles, ate teriyaki chicken, shot lightning bolts,popcorn and milk. They were ruthless murderers and brigands, but mainly footballers, including Vinnie Jones that beat liverpool at mud wrestling at Anfield on Christmas. Buddha crapped little monks ofsome kind of poop and ejacted lots of crazed kungfu fighting monkeys to decapitate all the teddy bears eating cashews with milk and popcorn and peanut-butter sauce. As a result, everybody died happy. Except Bob who
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    Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door so a brave knight using CAPITALS stormed the gate with his retinue of midget huscarles. Poo-flinging monkeys then ambushed the flanks and barbecued vigilantly any taken prisoner. The monkeys' rivals, namely the octomoles, ate teriyaki chicken, shot lightning bolts,popcorn and milk. They were ruthless murderers and brigands, but mainly footballers, including Vinnie Jones that beat liverpool at mud wrestling at Anfield on Christmas. Buddha crapped little monks ofsome kind of poop and ejacted lots of crazed kungfu fighting monkeys to decapitate all the teddy bears eating cashews with milk and popcorn and peanut-butter sauce. As a result, everybody died happy. Except Bob who was a libertarian

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    Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door so a brave knight using CAPITALS stormed the gate with his retinue of midget huscarles. Poo-flinging monkeys then ambushed the flanks and barbecued vigilantly any taken prisoner. The monkeys' rivals, namely the octomoles, ate teriyaki chicken, shot lightning bolts,popcorn and milk. They were ruthless murderers and brigands, but mainly footballers, including Vinnie Jones that beat liverpool at mud wrestling at Anfield on Christmas. Buddha crapped little monks ofsome kind of poop and ejacted lots of crazed kungfu fighting monkeys to decapitate all the teddy bears eating cashews with milk and popcorn and peanut-butter sauce. As a result, everybody died happy. Except Bob who was a libertarian who voted Stephen
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    "Pissing contest" pictures two 8year olds urinating on the side of a barn to see who can wet higher. Quaint.
    "Pee race" however, evokes 2 kids running a 100 yard dash with their boyhoods hanging out, spraying hither and yon furiously, as they race to the finish line. Hilarious!
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    Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door so a brave knight using CAPITALS stormed the gate with his retinue of midget huscarles. Poo-flinging monkeys then ambushed the flanks and barbecued vigilantly any taken prisoner. The monkeys' rivals, namely the octomoles, ate teriyaki chicken, shot lightning bolts,popcorn and milk. They were ruthless murderers and brigands, but mainly footballers, including Vinnie Jones that beat liverpool at mud wrestling at Anfield on Christmas. Buddha crapped little monks ofsome kind of poop and ejacted lots of crazed kungfu fighting monkeys to decapitate all the teddy bears eating cashews with milk and popcorn and peanut-butter sauce. As a result, everybody died happy. Except Bob who was a libertarian who voted Stephen Colbert for president
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    Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door so a brave knight using CAPITALS stormed the gate with his retinue of midget huscarles. Poo-flinging monkeys then ambushed the flanks and barbecued vigilantly any taken prisoner. The monkeys' rivals, namely the octomoles, ate teriyaki chicken, shot lightning bolts,popcorn and milk. They were ruthless murderers and brigands, but mainly footballers, including Vinnie Jones that beat liverpool at mud wrestling at Anfield on Christmas. Buddha crapped little monks ofsome kind of poop and ejacted lots of crazed kungfu fighting monkeys to decapitate all the teddy bears eating cashews with milk and popcorn and peanut-butter sauce. As a result, everybody died happy. Except Bob who was a libertarian who voted Stephen Colbert for president of Equatorial Guinea.
    At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.

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    Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door so a brave knight using CAPITALS stormed the gate with his retinue of midget huscarles. Poo-flinging monkeys then ambushed the flanks and barbecued vigilantly any taken prisoner. The monkeys' rivals, namely the octomoles, ate teriyaki chicken, shot lightning bolts,popcorn and milk. They were ruthless murderers and brigands, but mainly footballers, including Vinnie Jones that beat liverpool at mud wrestling at Anfield on Christmas. Buddha crapped little monks ofsome kind of poop and ejacted lots of crazed kungfu fighting monkeys to decapitate all the teddy bears eating cashews with milk and popcorn and peanut-butter sauce. As a result, everybody died happy. Except Bob who was a libertarian who voted Stephen Colbert for president of Equatorial Guinea. Stephen became a
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    "Pissing contest" pictures two 8year olds urinating on the side of a barn to see who can wet higher. Quaint.
    "Pee race" however, evokes 2 kids running a 100 yard dash with their boyhoods hanging out, spraying hither and yon furiously, as they race to the finish line. Hilarious!
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    Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door so a brave knight using CAPITALS stormed the gate with his retinue of midget huscarles. Poo-flinging monkeys then ambushed the flanks and barbecued vigilantly any taken prisoner. The monkeys' rivals, namely the octomoles, ate teriyaki chicken, shot lightning bolts,popcorn and milk. They were ruthless murderers and brigands, but mainly footballers, including Vinnie Jones that beat liverpool at mud wrestling at Anfield on Christmas. Buddha crapped little monks ofsome kind of poop and ejacted lots of crazed kungfu fighting monkeys to decapitate all the teddy bears eating cashews with milk and popcorn and peanut-butter sauce. As a result, everybody died happy. Except Bob who was a libertarian who voted Stephen Colbert for president of Equatorial Guinea. Stephen became a homicidal alien with
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    Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door so a brave knight using CAPITALS stormed the gate with his retinue of midget huscarles. Poo-flinging monkeys then ambushed the flanks and barbecued vigilantly any taken prisoner. The monkeys' rivals, namely the octomoles, ate teriyaki chicken, shot lightning bolts,popcorn and milk. They were ruthless murderers and brigands, but mainly footballers, including Vinnie Jones that beat liverpool at mud wrestling at Anfield on Christmas. Buddha crapped little monks ofsome kind of poop and ejacted lots of crazed kungfu fighting monkeys to decapitate all the teddy bears eating cashews with milk and popcorn and peanut-butter sauce. As a result, everybody died happy. Except Bob who was a libertarian who voted Stephen Colbert for president of Equatorial Guinea. Stephen became a homicidal alien with a tendency to
    At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.

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    Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door so a brave knight using CAPITALS stormed the gate with his retinue of midget huscarles. Poo-flinging monkeys then ambushed the flanks and barbecued vigilantly any taken prisoner. The monkeys' rivals, namely the octomoles, ate teriyaki chicken, shot lightning bolts,popcorn and milk. They were ruthless murderers and brigands, but mainly footballers, including Vinnie Jones that beat liverpool at mud wrestling at Anfield on Christmas. Buddha crapped little monks ofsome kind of poop and ejacted lots of crazed kungfu fighting monkeys to decapitate all the teddy bears eating cashews with milk and popcorn and peanut-butter sauce. As a result, everybody died happy. Except Bob who was a libertarian who voted Stephen Colbert for president of Equatorial Guinea. Stephen became a homicidal alien with a tendency to eat giant mushrooms
    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
    "Pissing contest" pictures two 8year olds urinating on the side of a barn to see who can wet higher. Quaint.
    "Pee race" however, evokes 2 kids running a 100 yard dash with their boyhoods hanging out, spraying hither and yon furiously, as they race to the finish line. Hilarious!
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    Have the strength of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the voice of Billy Mays and the ability to produce bull**** at a moments notice and you can be the leader of anything.

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    Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door so a brave knight using CAPITALS stormed the gate with his retinue of midget huscarles. Poo-flinging monkeys then ambushed the flanks and barbecued vigilantly any taken prisoner. The monkeys' rivals, namely the octomoles, ate teriyaki chicken, shot lightning bolts,popcorn and milk. They were ruthless murderers and brigands, but mainly footballers, including Vinnie Jones that beat liverpool at mud wrestling at Anfield on Christmas. Buddha crapped little monks ofsome kind of poop and ejacted lots of crazed kungfu fighting monkeys to decapitate all the teddy bears eating cashews with milk and popcorn and peanut-butter sauce. As a result, everybody died happy. Except Bob who was a libertarian who voted Stephen Colbert for president of Equatorial Guinea. Stephen became a homicidal alien with a tendency to eat giant mushrooms like a lunatic.
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    Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door so a brave knight using CAPITALS stormed the gate with his retinue of midget huscarles. Poo-flinging monkeys then ambushed the flanks and barbecued vigilantly any taken prisoner. The monkeys' rivals, namely the octomoles, ate teriyaki chicken, shot lightning bolts,popcorn and milk. They were ruthless murderers and brigands, but mainly footballers, including Vinnie Jones that beat liverpool at mud wrestling at Anfield on Christmas. Buddha crapped little monks ofsome kind of poop and ejacted lots of crazed kungfu fighting monkeys to decapitate all the teddy bears eating cashews with milk and popcorn and peanut-butter sauce. As a result, everybody died happy. Except Bob who was a libertarian who voted Stephen Colbert for president of Equatorial Guinea. Stephen became a homicidal alien with a tendency to eat giant mushrooms like a lunatic. He got wrist

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    Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door so a brave knight using CAPITALS stormed the gate with his retinue of midget huscarles. Poo-flinging monkeys then ambushed the flanks and barbecued vigilantly any taken prisoner. The monkeys' rivals, namely the octomoles, ate teriyaki chicken, shot lightning bolts,popcorn and milk. They were ruthless murderers and brigands, but mainly footballers, including Vinnie Jones that beat liverpool at mud wrestling at Anfield on Christmas. Buddha crapped little monks ofsome kind of poop and ejacted lots of crazed kungfu fighting monkeys to decapitate all the teddy bears eating cashews with milk and popcorn and peanut-butter sauce. As a result, everybody died happy. Except Bob who was a libertarian who voted Stephen Colbert for president of Equatorial Guinea. Stephen became a homicidal alien with a tendency to eat giant mushrooms like a lunatic. He got (his)wrist stuck in vasaline

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    Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door so a brave knight using CAPITALS stormed the gate with his retinue of midget huscarles. Poo-flinging monkeys then ambushed the flanks and barbecued vigilantly any taken prisoner. The monkeys' rivals, namely the octomoles, ate teriyaki chicken, shot lightning bolts,popcorn and milk. They were ruthless murderers and brigands, but mainly footballers, including Vinnie Jones that beat liverpool at mud wrestling at Anfield on Christmas. Buddha crapped little monks ofsome kind of poop and ejacted lots of crazed kungfu fighting monkeys to decapitate all the teddy bears eating cashews with milk and popcorn and peanut-butter sauce. As a result, everybody died happy. Except Bob who was a libertarian who voted Stephen Colbert for president of Equatorial Guinea. Stephen became a homicidal alien with a tendency to eat giant mushrooms like a lunatic. He got (his)wrist stuck in vasaline, and so burned
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    Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door so a brave knight using CAPITALS stormed the gate with his retinue of midget huscarles. Poo-flinging monkeys then ambushed the flanks and barbecued vigilantly any taken prisoner. The monkeys' rivals, namely the octomoles, ate teriyaki chicken, shot lightning bolts,popcorn and milk. They were ruthless murderers and brigands, but mainly footballers, including Vinnie Jones that beat liverpool at mud wrestling at Anfield on Christmas. Buddha crapped little monks ofsome kind of poop and ejacted lots of crazed kungfu fighting monkeys to decapitate all the teddy bears eating cashews with milk and popcorn and peanut-butter sauce. As a result, everybody died happy. Except Bob who was a libertarian who voted Stephen Colbert for president of Equatorial Guinea. Stephen became a homicidal alien with a tendency to eat giant mushrooms like a lunatic. He got (his)wrist stuck in vasaline, and so burned this forum to
    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
    "Pissing contest" pictures two 8year olds urinating on the side of a barn to see who can wet higher. Quaint.
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    Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door so a brave knight using CAPITALS stormed the gate with his retinue of midget huscarles. Poo-flinging monkeys then ambushed the flanks and barbecued vigilantly any taken prisoner. The monkeys' rivals, namely the octomoles, ate teriyaki chicken, shot lightning bolts,popcorn and milk. They were ruthless murderers and brigands, but mainly footballers, including Vinnie Jones that beat liverpool at mud wrestling at Anfield on Christmas. Buddha crapped little monks ofsome kind of poop and ejacted lots of crazed kungfu fighting monkeys to decapitate all the teddy bears eating cashews with milk and popcorn and peanut-butter sauce. As a result, everybody died happy. Except Bob who was a libertarian who voted Stephen Colbert for president of Equatorial Guinea. Stephen became a homicidal alien with a tendency to eat giant mushrooms like a lunatic. He got (his)wrist stuck in vasaline, and so burned this forum to supplement his income

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    Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door so a brave knight using CAPITALS stormed the gate with his retinue of midget huscarles. Poo-flinging monkeys then ambushed the flanks and barbecued vigilantly any taken prisoner. The monkeys' rivals, namely the octomoles, ate teriyaki chicken, shot lightning bolts,popcorn and milk. They were ruthless murderers and brigands, but mainly footballers, including Vinnie Jones that beat liverpool at mud wrestling at Anfield on Christmas. Buddha crapped little monks ofsome kind of poop and ejacted lots of crazed kungfu fighting monkeys to decapitate all the teddy bears eating cashews with milk and popcorn and peanut-butter sauce. As a result, everybody died happy. Except Bob who was a libertarian who voted Stephen Colbert for president of Equatorial Guinea. Stephen became a homicidal alien with a tendency to eat giant mushrooms like a lunatic. He got (his)wrist stuck in vasaline, and so burned this forum to supplement his income for his Captain
    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
    "Pissing contest" pictures two 8year olds urinating on the side of a barn to see who can wet higher. Quaint.
    "Pee race" however, evokes 2 kids running a 100 yard dash with their boyhoods hanging out, spraying hither and yon furiously, as they race to the finish line. Hilarious!
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    Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door so a brave knight using CAPITALS stormed the gate with his retinue of midget huscarles. Poo-flinging monkeys then ambushed the flanks and barbecued vigilantly any taken prisoner. The monkeys' rivals, namely the octomoles, ate teriyaki chicken, shot lightning bolts,popcorn and milk. They were ruthless murderers and brigands, but mainly footballers, including Vinnie Jones that beat liverpool at mud wrestling at Anfield on Christmas. Buddha crapped little monks ofsome kind of poop and ejacted lots of crazed kungfu fighting monkeys to decapitate all the teddy bears eating cashews with milk and popcorn and peanut-butter sauce. As a result, everybody died happy. Except Bob who was a libertarian who voted Stephen Colbert for president of Equatorial Guinea. Stephen became a homicidal alien with a tendency to eat giant mushrooms like a lunatic. He got (his)wrist stuck in vasaline, and so burned this forum to supplement his income for his Captain Banana Man collection

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    Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door so a brave knight using CAPITALS stormed the gate with his retinue of midget huscarles. Poo-flinging monkeys then ambushed the flanks and barbecued vigilantly any taken prisoner. The monkeys' rivals, namely the octomoles, ate teriyaki chicken, shot lightning bolts,popcorn and milk. They were ruthless murderers and brigands, but mainly footballers, including Vinnie Jones that beat liverpool at mud wrestling at Anfield on Christmas. Buddha crapped little monks ofsome kind of poop and ejacted lots of crazed kungfu fighting monkeys to decapitate all the teddy bears eating cashews with milk and popcorn and peanut-butter sauce. As a result, everybody died happy. Except Bob who was a libertarian who voted Stephen Colbert for president of Equatorial Guinea. Stephen became a homicidal alien with a tendency to eat giant mushrooms like a lunatic. He got (his)wrist stuck in vasaline, and so burned this forum to supplement his income for his Captain Banana Man collection. George W. Bush


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    Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door so a brave knight using CAPITALS stormed the gate with his retinue of midget huscarles. Poo-flinging monkeys then ambushed the flanks and barbecued vigilantly any taken prisoner. The monkeys' rivals, namely the octomoles, ate teriyaki chicken, shot lightning bolts,popcorn and milk. They were ruthless murderers and brigands, but mainly footballers, including Vinnie Jones that beat liverpool at mud wrestling at Anfield on Christmas. Buddha crapped little monks ofsome kind of poop and ejacted lots of crazed kungfu fighting monkeys to decapitate all the teddy bears eating cashews with milk and popcorn and peanut-butter sauce. As a result, everybody died happy. Except Bob who was a libertarian who voted Stephen Colbert for president of Equatorial Guinea. Stephen became a homicidal alien with a tendency to eat giant mushrooms like a lunatic. He got (his)wrist stuck in vasaline, and so burned this forum to supplement his income for his Captain Banana Man collection. George W. Bush
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    Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door so a brave knight using CAPITALS stormed the gate with his retinue of midget huscarles. Poo-flinging monkeys then ambushed the flanks and barbecued vigilantly any taken prisoner. The monkeys' rivals, namely the octomoles, ate teriyaki chicken, shot lightning bolts,popcorn and milk. They were ruthless murderers and brigands, but mainly footballers, including Vinnie Jones that beat liverpool at mud wrestling at Anfield on Christmas. Buddha crapped little monks ofsome kind of poop and ejacted lots of crazed kungfu fighting monkeys to decapitate all the teddy bears eating cashews with milk and popcorn and peanut-butter sauce. As a result, everybody died happy. Except Bob who was a libertarian who voted Stephen Colbert for president of Equatorial Guinea. Stephen became a homicidal alien with a tendency to eat giant mushrooms like a lunatic. He got (his)wrist stuck in vasaline, and so burned this forum to supplement his income for his Captain Banana Man collection. George W. Bush was friends with the imaginary devil
    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
    "Pissing contest" pictures two 8year olds urinating on the side of a barn to see who can wet higher. Quaint.
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    Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door so a brave knight using CAPITALS stormed the gate with his retinue of midget huscarles. Poo-flinging monkeys then ambushed the flanks and barbecued vigilantly any taken prisoner. The monkeys' rivals, namely the octomoles, ate teriyaki chicken, shot lightning bolts,popcorn and milk. They were ruthless murderers and brigands, but mainly footballers, including Vinnie Jones that beat liverpool at mud wrestling at Anfield on Christmas. Buddha crapped little monks ofsome kind of poop and ejacted lots of crazed kungfu fighting monkeys to decapitate all the teddy bears eating cashews with milk and popcorn and peanut-butter sauce. As a result, everybody died happy. Except Bob who was a libertarian who voted Stephen Colbert for president of Equatorial Guinea. Stephen became a homicidal alien with a tendency to eat giant mushrooms like a lunatic. He got (his)wrist stuck in vasaline, and so burned this forum to supplement his income for his Captain Banana Man collection. George W. Bush was friends with the imaginary devil and he said

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    Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door so a brave knight using CAPITALS stormed the gate with his retinue of midget huscarles. Poo-flinging monkeys then ambushed the flanks and barbecued vigilantly any taken prisoner. The monkeys' rivals, namely the octomoles, ate teriyaki chicken, shot lightning bolts,popcorn and milk. They were ruthless murderers and brigands, but mainly footballers, including Vinnie Jones that beat liverpool at mud wrestling at Anfield on Christmas. Buddha crapped little monks ofsome kind of poop and ejacted lots of crazed kungfu fighting monkeys to decapitate all the teddy bears eating cashews with milk and popcorn and peanut-butter sauce. As a result, everybody died happy. Except Bob who was a libertarian who voted Stephen Colbert for president of Equatorial Guinea. Stephen became a homicidal alien with a tendency to eat giant mushrooms like a lunatic. He got (his)wrist stuck in vasaline, and so burned this forum to supplement his income for his Captain Banana Man collection. George W. Bush was friends with the imaginary devil and he said "eat my shorts!",
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    Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door so a brave knight using CAPITALS stormed the gate with his retinue of midget huscarles. Poo-flinging monkeys then ambushed the flanks and barbecued vigilantly any taken prisoner. The monkeys' rivals, namely the octomoles, ate teriyaki chicken, shot lightning bolts,popcorn and milk. They were ruthless murderers and brigands, but mainly footballers, including Vinnie Jones that beat liverpool at mud wrestling at Anfield on Christmas. Buddha crapped little monks ofsome kind of poop and ejacted lots of crazed kungfu fighting monkeys to decapitate all the teddy bears eating cashews with milk and popcorn and peanut-butter sauce. As a result, everybody died happy. Except Bob who was a libertarian who voted Stephen Colbert for president of Equatorial Guinea. Stephen became a homicidal alien with a tendency to eat giant mushrooms like a lunatic. He got (his)wrist stuck in vasaline, and so burned this forum to supplement his income for his Captain Banana Man collection. George W. Bush was friends with the imaginary devil and he said "eat my shorts!", after Tenacious D kicked him in the leftmost part


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    At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.

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