Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door so a brave knight using CAPITALS stormed the gate with his retinue of midget huscarles. Poo-flinging monkeys then ambushed the flanks and barbecued vigilantly any taken prisoner. The monkeys' rivals, namely the octomoles, ate teriyaki chicken, shot lightning bolts,popcorn and milk. They were ruthless murderers and brigands, but mainly footballers, including Vinnie Jones that beat liverpool at mud wrestling at Anfield on Christmas. Buddha crapped little monks ofsome kind of poop and ejacted lots of crazed kungfu fighting monkeys to decapitate all the teddy bears eating cashews with milk and popcorn and peanut-butter sauce. As a result, everybody died happy
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