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    Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore

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    Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes



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    Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole
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    "Pissing contest" pictures two 8year olds urinating on the side of a barn to see who can wet higher. Quaint.
    "Pee race" however, evokes 2 kids running a 100 yard dash with their boyhoods hanging out, spraying hither and yon furiously, as they race to the finish line. Hilarious!
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    Have the strength of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the voice of Billy Mays and the ability to produce bull**** at a moments notice and you can be the leader of anything.

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    Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard

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    Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured
    'It is not anger that drives me to destroy the Egyptian empire, but the promise of gold, a throne, and of all the ruling Pharaoh's concubines in a single night'
    -Me sacking the Egyptian cities...

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    Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of

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    Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum
    'It is not anger that drives me to destroy the Egyptian empire, but the promise of gold, a throne, and of all the ruling Pharaoh's concubines in a single night'
    -Me sacking the Egyptian cities...

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    Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes
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    Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues
    'It is not anger that drives me to destroy the Egyptian empire, but the promise of gold, a throne, and of all the ruling Pharaoh's concubines in a single night'
    -Me sacking the Egyptian cities...

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    Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics

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    Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and
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    Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzle
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    amily guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such

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    amily guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over
    'It is not anger that drives me to destroy the Egyptian empire, but the promise of gold, a throne, and of all the ruling Pharaoh's concubines in a single night'
    -Me sacking the Egyptian cities...

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    amily guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls

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    amily guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make
    'It is not anger that drives me to destroy the Egyptian empire, but the promise of gold, a throne, and of all the ruling Pharaoh's concubines in a single night'
    -Me sacking the Egyptian cities...

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    Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent

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    Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't
    'It is not anger that drives me to destroy the Egyptian empire, but the promise of gold, a throne, and of all the ruling Pharaoh's concubines in a single night'
    -Me sacking the Egyptian cities...

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    Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues

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    Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge
    'It is not anger that drives me to destroy the Egyptian empire, but the promise of gold, a throne, and of all the ruling Pharaoh's concubines in a single night'
    -Me sacking the Egyptian cities...

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    Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because mek simmur

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    Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules
    'It is not anger that drives me to destroy the Egyptian empire, but the promise of gold, a throne, and of all the ruling Pharaoh's concubines in a single night'
    -Me sacking the Egyptian cities...

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    Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles

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    Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's
    'It is not anger that drives me to destroy the Egyptian empire, but the promise of gold, a throne, and of all the ruling Pharaoh's concubines in a single night'
    -Me sacking the Egyptian cities...

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    Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are

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    Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like
    'It is not anger that drives me to destroy the Egyptian empire, but the promise of gold, a throne, and of all the ruling Pharaoh's concubines in a single night'
    -Me sacking the Egyptian cities...

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    Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand

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    Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been
    'It is not anger that drives me to destroy the Egyptian empire, but the promise of gold, a throne, and of all the ruling Pharaoh's concubines in a single night'
    -Me sacking the Egyptian cities...

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    Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours.

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    Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.

    After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone
    'It is not anger that drives me to destroy the Egyptian empire, but the promise of gold, a throne, and of all the ruling Pharaoh's concubines in a single night'
    -Me sacking the Egyptian cities...

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