Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore
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