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    Default Re: To bee or not to bee? Don't text the answer...

    A-pollen' behaviour by BG for sure.
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    Everybody here simply accepts that I pretended to have thrown away my cellphone because of a theory?
    Or am I that obvious?

    Another idea I had was that when you have acellphone close to you and a bee starts pestering you just call your girlfriend or boyfriend, they will think you actually care about them AND you get rid of the bee.


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    As a scientifically enlightened American, I know better than to buy into any of this until I've seen it on Mythbusters.
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    Wait just a doggone minute... haebeus corpus, right? Who habe's da corpus? When they abandon their hives, they gotta go somewhere... I mean, when the Missus and I have a row, and I storm out and head for the bar, if I didn't make it there, someone would eventually find my ugly body, right? So where are these hundreds of millions of little bee bodies?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan
    Wait just a doggone minute... haebeus corpus, right? Who habe's da corpus? When they abandon their hives, they gotta go somewhere... I mean, when the Missus and I have a row, and I storm out and head for the bar, if I didn't make it there, someone would eventually find my ugly body, right? So where are these hundreds of millions of little bee bodies?
    Eaten. decomposed. overlooked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ichigo
    Eaten. decomposed. overlooked.
    The silent victims.


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    I think the works of Douglas Adams are about to be shown to have been prophetic (although he thought is would be dolphins instead of bees).

    "So long and thanks for all the flowers..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goofball
    "So long and thanks for all the flowers..."
    So no more BG super edit ability?


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
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    Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
    Down with dried flowers!
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    Default Re: To bee or not to bee? Don't text the answer...

    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan
    Wait just a doggone minute... haebeus corpus, right? Who habe's da corpus? When they abandon their hives, they gotta go somewhere... I mean, when the Missus and I have a row, and I storm out and head for the bar, if I didn't make it there, someone would eventually find my ugly body, right? So where are these hundreds of millions of little bee bodies?
    *sinister background music*

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