To bee or not to bee? Don't text the answer...

**Banquo's Ghost** · 04-17-2007, 21:18

Originally Posted by KukriKhan

Wait just a doggone minute... haebeus corpus, right? Who habe's da corpus? When they abandon their hives, they gotta go somewhere... I mean, when the Missus and I have a row, and I storm out and head for the bar, if I didn't make it there, someone would eventually find my ugly body, right? So where are these hundreds of millions of little bee bodies?

*sinister background music*

Ask Fisherking.

Watch the Skies.

**Goofball** · 04-17-2007, 21:24

Originally Posted by Kommodus

Pah! I've got the real scoop on the bees....

They're all leaving earth ahead of a Vogon demolition fleet that's scheduled to demolish the planet in order to make way for an intergalactic hyperspace bypass. They've been trying to warn humans for years, but we've misinterpreted the warnings as attempts to defend their hives.

You know that intricate dance they do, which we all thought was a means of communicating navigation information? The actual message is:

"So long, and thanks for all the pollen."

Bon voyage, our colorful apian friends. You will be missed... at least until August 13, 2007.

Man, I really should start reading an entire thread before I post in it.

I see our senses of humor run roughly along the same lines, Kommodus.

**Vladimir** · 04-17-2007, 21:51

Originally Posted by Goofball

"So long and thanks for all the flowers..."

So no more BG super edit ability?

**Banquo's Ghost** · 04-18-2007, 08:49

Originally Posted by Vladimir

So no more BG super edit ability?

All the daisies died because the bees have left.

But....

DevDave has saved the day and the daisies bloom again!

**Gregoshi** · 04-18-2007, 12:48

Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost

All the daisies died because the bees have left.

But....

DevDave has saved the day and the daisies bloom again!

Sooooo, the daisies were pushing up daisies, but now DevDave is? I'll miss DD. RIP my friend.

**Banquo's Ghost** · 04-18-2007, 13:02

Originally Posted by Gregoshi

Sooooo, the daisies were pushing up daisies, but now DevDave is? I'll miss DD. RIP my friend.

No, petal, he's just recovering from the stigma his style brings. It all stems from being pistil rather late. We'll turn a new leaf and hug each other (but stamen, of course).