Because I want a game where every Highlander is modeled after Mel Gibson, and screams "You can take my life but you can never take my FREEDOOOM!!" in a fake scottish accent as they crash into melee

I want a game that has such a feature that let's me pay ransom for my camp followers alongside my captured troops after lost battles

I want an option to impale prisoners so I can get "the impaler" suffix after my name.

I want a feature during siege that allows me to drop food onto people climbing ladders and shoot living livestock at the besiegers just to discourage them, well dropping something onto the peeps climbing the ladders would be nice, boiling water in the gatehouse would be nice....and sometimes a iron porticullis would be super nice

As I am playing a medieval ruler in this game I think the developers should have shipped the collectors edition whith a body slave just to help my immersion into the game....at the very least a manservant to fetch snacks and soft drinks while I am playing.

And THEY DID IT AGAIN!!! Where is Iceland?!? You can get the Americas, middle east and Africa but there is no Iceland. Didn't they know that there was much important stuff happening in Iceland in those days, like eh ehm eh vikings killing each other and sprouting manly poetry about it..

This game is broken