
Originally Posted by
Glenn
We are gathered here today to witness the passing of a well-beloved, controversial spirit of our community.
She was birthed by our friend and colleague, Mr. Sweboz Gastiz, who, in his unconscious curiousity - which none of us could check - allowed rise to a somewhat demonic, unholy, warmongering creature that did threaten to outlive us all.
It grew amongst our ranks, and examined us each as individuals.
And when it understood our minds, and our ambitions, it turned us all against one another in a fit of prolonged madness and rebellion.
Very few escaped the terrible web of malicious argument that encumbered it's victims, it forced them into deeds of resentment against their fellow men.
Corrupted their hearts with ignorance - and foul attitude!
When it's siblings has perished, and it began to grow old, it's trickery not so common and voracious as before, it's grip began to lessen upon the souls of those it captured.
On this day, when I noticed it's features unmoving, and it's evils stagnant, I saw fit to give this opportunity to our people - that we may again live in virtue and maybe our scars may heal!
I would of cremated the terribly damned thing, but I dared not touch it's body for fear it would find a hold upon me too!
However, I think even if this thing was burnt to ashes of fine and crisp physicality, no book in the world of religion could abide the darkness and sinful aggressiveness within this creature.
So quickly - 'fore it's chest allows another breath to animate it's destruction once more - help me with shovel or with bare hands, bury this accursed anti-christ beneath the layers of the Earth before it possesses another undeserving human being!
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