I recently caught wind of this problem. The authorities have tried to paper over the cracks, but you just can't keep the lid on it.
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Electric bidet menace
I recently caught wind of this problem. The authorities have tried to paper over the cracks, but you just can't keep the lid on it.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
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Gregoshi will be electrified.
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
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too much sambal.
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Just read this. Brings a whole new meaning to 'fire in the hole'.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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Mmmm. Hot-cross buns.
With a control panel like this, even a Japanese-challanged Yank could figure out what the buttons were for:
Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.
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Originally Posted by InsaneApache
Just read this. Brings a whole new meaning to 'fire in the hole'.
Water and electricity don't play too well together. You just knew somebody was going to get it in the end. Talk about a rump roast...
One wonders what would happen with a little methane thrown into the mix.
Pull the chain, I'm done now.
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A what now?The Z series features a pulsating massage spray,
Sounds like this is just another example of technology coming around to bite us in the ***.
Crazed Rabbit
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
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Very interesting topic.
I once saw a documentary about toilet paper and they said that generally germans like to fold it, so they get strong toilet paper with a certain structure while Americans just fumble it together so on the American market they sell cheap toilet paper that is easier to fumble and needs no special structure. The asians however, don't use toilet paper at all, they just use water to clean their behinds. And they also mentioned that if Asians would use toilet paper, that would be devastating for the forests because of the high demand for paper. So yeah, let them use their bidets.
On topic, someone almost got a hot ***, no workout needed.
"Topic is tired and needs a nap." - Tosa Inu
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C'mon, there no need to go after the US even to the point of accusing them of fumbling with toilet paper. Next we'll have PJ popping up to confirm the superiority of Prussian wiping techniques.
And isn't America the land that invented the quilted loo roll? Now there's technical superiority - none of your "tornado wash" gone psycho there, just intimate softness where it counts.
Honestly my friend, you need to get out more...
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
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Hazel [TM] Ouch!
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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Sometimes the simplest technology is best. If one makes such a mess that it requires a hosing down, best take a shower afterward. and clean that hairball out of the drainAnd isn't America the land that invented the quilted loo roll? Now there's technical superiority - none of your "tornado wash" gone psycho there, just intimate softness where it counts.
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
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I know, but those toilet paper documentaries are really fascinating.Honestly my friend, you need to get out more...
"Topic is tired and needs a nap." - Tosa Inu
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After watching the toilet paper documentary, I'm sure Husar really knows his sheet.
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OK, so which is the button for "set posterior on fire"? I don't speak or read ^___^...
Mmmm. Hot-cross buns.
With a control panel like this, even a Japanese-challanged Yank could figure out what the buttons were for:
"Justice is the firm and continuous desire to render to everyone
that which is his due." - Justinian I
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Given this device's definition of "clean", I think hair is going to be an extinct species from your lower back to your upper thighs.I bet that smells LOVELY.
"Justice is the firm and continuous desire to render to everyone
that which is his due." - Justinian I
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You may be right about the loss of hair Whacker. The large button with the purple/fusia icon (second from right) looks like the "shoot the stream of water so strong that is lifts me up off the bidet and I'm riding on top of the geyser" button. Fun and pain at the push of a button.
The "buttons" on the top look like those from a tape deck. I'd love to know what most of those buttons do, but most of all I'd love to know how you are supposed to be pressing the (right) buttons with your back to them...
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You know, the 2nd and 3rd buttons with the .. "graphic", the image almost looks more like the ol male danglies than a pair of buttocks. I wonder if this is also a male genetalia cleansing machine?!?
Clearly you're supposed to bang your head backwards and hope you hit the right one. Sounds like a design flaw to me, no need to wonder any more about the fire, hair, geysers, etc...The "buttons" on the top look like those from a tape deck. I'd love to know what most of those buttons do, but most of all I'd love to know how you are supposed to be pressing the (right) buttons with your back to them...
"Justice is the firm and continuous desire to render to everyone
that which is his due." - Justinian I
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Yeah. In the backroom, we really know how to PAR-TAYYYY!!I know, but those toilet paper documentaries are really fascinating.
Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.
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Whoa! I hope all those buttons were'nt really on the back of the toilet. How would I be able to lean back, put my feet on the bathtub, and read my newspaper?
'People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.'
—George Orwell
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To be honest, the toilet paper was only part of it, the rest was about sewers, a girl that could burp really loud and toilets like this one, etc.
I think the console is installed on the wall next to the user, not behind him.
"Topic is tired and needs a nap." - Tosa Inu
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Interestingly enough I've always been a fold the toilet paper kind of guy, maybe it isn't so strange that I ended up in Germany for a year...
"A man's dying is more his survivor's affair than his own."
C.S. Lewis
"So many people tiptoe through life, so carefully, to arrive, safely, at death."
Jermaine Evans
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That console reminds me of a Nintendo Wii.....I'll get me coat!
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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