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    Default How do you want to die?

    Poll coming in a bit.

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    RIP Tosa, my trolling end now Senior Member Devastatin Dave's Avatar
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    Saying something witty before getting capped by the jealous husband, NOW that's something worth dieing for....
    RIP Tosa

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    I voted all of the above. I'de really like to go out saying something witty like IN MY PANTS or THATS WHAT SHE SAID.
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    lol, when I first saw it I thought it said, "How much to you want to die?" - Sasaki isn't emo is he?
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    Not really any of those, for me it would me more at a posh dinner party eating fine dishes and then chocking on a stone from an olive or something like that. It sounds a little painful or traumatising, yet I would like my last moments to be something memorable, something which involves all of the good things in life.
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    I miss:
    "dieing of cancer like the rest of us"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omanes Alexandrapolites the Idiot
    Not really any of those, for me it would me more at a posh dinner party eating fine dishes and then chocking on a stone from an olive or something like that. It sounds a little painful or traumatising, yet I would like my last moments to be something memorable, something which involves all of the good things in life.
    Killed by an olive, scary...
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    In fact, miss Jansen can crush me in any way she likes...
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    Head implosion, knife fight, sexual exhaustion, failed attempt at robbing pet store. struck by quasar, spontaneous combustion, and being so infinitely smart that you discover how your own mind works and become stuck in a paradox due to understanding how you think about how you think. But probably the best one is getting in a suit of armor, jumping out of a plane, then crashing through Wall Street, destroying billions in stock.
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    Other: The most popular choice by level headed and well schooled youth in the age of multiculturalism. 70 virgins baby!

    Only problem is that I keep walking around asking people if they are the infidel and they all say no...quite problematic indeed.
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    "The truth is this; the march of Providence so long, that of the individual so brief, that we often only see the ebb of the advancing wave. It is history which teaches us to hope."

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    LMAO Honestus ! You are the INFEEDEEEEL !!! LOL !!

    I'm not sure I'm afraid of death.

    Have faced it before and yes I was afraid I guess. That fear was emotive though, not rational. Sweat, increased heart rate, blood rush, increased breathing, andrenaline, aggression. Animal instincts to deal with the situation at hand. I'm not sure it was fear though, because I was suprememely confident, and not nervous or you know... freaked.

    I accept it as a fact of life, nothing much to it really.

    I'd like to die in Hawaii, on the balcony of my condo looking over the Pacific Ocean. Sipping a nice Scotch, preferably a Talisker or a Lagavulin. Smoking a nice cigarette, preferably a Gitanes or a Lucky Strike.

    I would be happy if no one grieved me and they were glad I lived the life I did. I would like when I die that all I knew were happy that I lived the life I did, to it's natural conclusion, and they celebrated at my death. Don't get it wrong, hope you understand what I mean.

    In another era (M2:TW, STW etc) I'd like to have died in battle, or was I soldier today (Iraq, Afghanistan) I would like the same, to die in battle, of course. Preferably while inflicting the maximum amount of damage to the enemy !!! or protecting my own.
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    I could, of course, say something that would probably get me insta-gibbed. So I won't.
    Don't have any aspirations - they're doomed to fail.

    Rumours...

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    Laughing.
    Be intent on loyalty
    While others aspire to perform meritorious services
    Concentrate on purity of intent
    While those around you are beset by egoism


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    Quote Originally Posted by Masamune
    Laughing.
    Clearly an option.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Masamune
    Laughing.
    Hang around me Masamune. If I get my wish, you might get yours.
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    I just don´t wanna be buried in a pet cemetery....
    “Some may never live, but the crazy never die” (Hunter S. Thompson)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi
    Hang around me Masamune. If I get my wish, you might get yours.
    Indeed. Some of your puns have been so bad they've made me want to strangle you through my computer screen!

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    Just kidding mate. The .org would be a worse place without you and your awesome sense of humor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whacker
    Indeed. Some of your puns have been so bad they've made me want to strangle you through my computer screen!
    Ugh. Old fashioned.

    Me? Well, I shouldn't answer. It's extremely tempting to be a total jerk and ruin a good thread with really dark humor using references to certain famous events...

    So I guess I'll live on...and transfer my consciousness to the Internet like in Ghost in the Shell or something. Porn Forever.

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    During the noble and selfless act of sleep, while saying something extremely witty to those cute baby animals in my dreams.



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    Smothered by labia.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vladimir
    Smothered by labia.
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    Ajaxfetish - when you're trying to quietly use the internet on a psp at 1 in the morning without your parents finding out, that is the last thing you need to read!

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    Ok, female models (obviously)

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    just regular female models? sheesh where's your taste?

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    Quote Originally Posted by God's Grace
    just regular female models? sheesh where's your taste?

    GGGGGRRRRR!!!!

    Teh hawt female models, unless you mean...

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    lol. Oh brother
    Emotion, passions, and desires are, thus peace is not.
    Emotion: you have it or it has you.

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    Snake bite at age 95.

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